My car was hit at the rear again this morning. This was the THIRD FUCKING TIME my car got mounted in the ass within the short span of 3 months… Unlike that loverboy Saiful, mine were all very real. (read them here - incident #1 and #2)
This time, it happened smack dab in a traffic congestion. Apparently, the guy (driving a Honda City) was too busy trying to avert another car that was shoving into his lane illegally, and he rammed hard into my rear bumper when he fails to notice that everyone was braking. That was how his car mounted onto mine.
Being hit for so many times and taken its toll, my bumper finally registered a small hump at the top side this time. It was barely noticeable but it was there (though, I couldn’t help but notice that Lorraine indeed has a motherfucking tough rear bumper). And because it wasn’t really a serious damage, we decided not to get the police and insurance involved - the guy agreed to pay for whatever rework that needed to be done on my bumper. Case closed.
So as you can see, it was just another case of sheer rotten luck for me. I wasn’t even reckless. I’m not saying I haven’t been reckless before, especially when I was drinking, but I’m saying - I tend to get into accidents for not the right reasons.
I wonder what the hell is going on here. Is it because my blessing has expired? Like a driving license… which needs to be renewed every 5 years? Perhaps. Or perhaps this is an advanced birthday gift from a much more sinister force…? Fuck.
Because …. you are in Penang
Like KL/PJ, there is enough moron driver to prove the statistics.
So long as you don’t go doing the swearing thingy in a holy place. Or is it a sign that you may have to?
Mike
You are lucky that the guy agree to pay for the repair works unlike some moron/jerks who kept denying that they are responsible.
If in KL/PJ, sighh …
By the way, do you guys talk about which mechanic to go? Go to yours or his mechanic?
look at the bright side. good things will come after the bad ones =)
I wud’ve just taken his money..and left my bumper alone, for the next ‘ram’.
heh!
moo_t - Maybe they don’t have the number, they sure do make up in concentration. Because Penang is an island and small, it’s not difficult at all to meet one… So, it’s not actually better here.
Eric - I never go to holy places, let alone swear there. (unless you’re referring the word ‘goddess’ as a different thing then, yes lar)
LX - Well, I let him choose his own foreman lest he thinks that I’m trying to rip him off. Coincidentally, the one that he wanted to go to, was the one recommended by another friend… so it was alright (like I told you, Penang’s small)
Ah J - Hope so.
mott - I never had an accident since I got my driving license 14 years ago… Until I lost that ‘virginity’ a couple months back… dang!
Well… they say all good and bad things come in threes. So you’ve had your third accident so, the bad’s over. Now sit back and relax, the good threes are coming. Buy some lottery ticket, buy Lorraine’s number. LOL.
Trying to hint to us your birthday is coming up, is it?
the expedited writer - So after I kena lottery, kena 4D and got a score from a hot hootchie, I’m gonna get into another 3 accidents again? Aisehman
bubbles - Ahem, no aak.
Happy Birthday, Mike!
Have a good one!
The idea is that the bad is over la, so the good is coming….dunno what happen after that, we usually don’t want to think so much and take life one day at a time. Shit happens but good things happen too, usually after the shitty stuff. Someone told me that we could always get “something” good out of the bad, in this case the good thing is Lorraine’s ass is covered but the guy who liwat her. See.
Many happy returns!
Dude, happy birthday yah! (Found out at LYN, hahaha)
Though I’m not exactly very thrilled with the fact that I just fucking turned 31, I thank you all for the well wishes.
Happy Birthday, Michael. Sorry, the wish comes a day late.