August 27, 2008

humsup or horny?

I was surprised to learn today that one of my friends could not actually tell the difference between the ‘being humsup‘ (Chinese for perversive) and ‘being horny’. The friend remarked, “Same lah! Both of them always end with sex”. I mean, what the hell?? They’re obviously 2 different thing!

If you don’t already know, let me enlighten you about the difference here.

Being humsup, or perversive, is psychological. It’s a variety of fetish grouped into one. A humsup person’s fetish can be anything. Some likes to just look (eg. peeping, surfing for porn, etc). Some likes to touch (eg. coping a feel, taking advantage, etc). Some just adopts behavioral bias (eg. harassment, tendency to over impress, etc). It may/may not always end with sex.

Being horny however, is totally different. It’s a biological need. Pretty much like how you feel when your bladder’s full. You know you need to pee pronto before you implode. Same here. When your libido’s running thick, you’d get the strong urge to fuck, or getting fucked, else you’d feel like the world’s gonna end or something like that. You’d lose concentration, and your mood will swing to the dark side. If you’re operating heavy machinery, you’d be many times more likely to get into an accident, because your mind will always think of sex and nothing else “OHHHH SOMEBODY FUCK ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LIKE RIGHT NOW OMGWTFBBQ” *pulls hair bite lips pinch nipples*.

So the difference is like, between someone who likes food (psychological), and someone hungry (biological). Gawd.

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13 Comments to “humsup or horny?”

  1. anas says:

    OMGWTFBBQ…bbq? LOL good one michael.

  2. Ah J says:

    lol hamsup guys always get horny lol

  3. jiok says:

    nicely laid out

  4. michaelooi says:

    I don’t think they teach such things at school. You people should send me gifts during teachers’ day… or buy me a drink… or even a simple backrub… for imparting so much knowledge to the young… kanneh…

  5. Primrose says:

    Heh, heh! We have been educated. :)

  6. ShaolinTiger says:

    Hamsup is not really perverse either, there’s no direct translation to English I don’t think. Like sien, how would you say that in English? Or shiok or stim? Some words just have no direct equivalent.

    Your explanation fits it though, but it’s easy to understand why people with a weak understanding of English get confused.

  7. VicTor says:

    so…
    hamsup – I like to fuck…
    horny – I WANT TO FUCK…

    correct? hahahahaha

  8. Nicevil says:

    Very good, yes, but the real question is, what about a person who is hamsup and horny at the same time ?

    Suphorny ? Hornysup ? Hamhor…. argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. DX

  9. Peed says:

    heres a case scenario: a boy with the everyones talking about apple pie

    take 1: he would anticipate the great pleasure of putting his weiner into the apple pie = hamsup

    take 2:he is already shoving his weiner into the pie = horny

    just like the word “kow tow”, if ham sup is widely used, soon it will has its known meaning to the universe

  10. michaelooi says:

    primrose – Hey, act innocent pulak… you’re suppose to be the expert! You have PhD in that subject!

    ST – Well, I tried my best. But now that you’ve mentioned it, you’re right that it’s pretty fucking hard to explain ‘shiok’ and ‘stim’… hahah

    VicTor – Humsup isn’t exactly ‘I want to fuck’. Like I said, it doesn’t always end with sex. It’s a form of mental gratification.

    Nicevil – When a humsup person’s horny, it’s still called horny. (same like food lover goes hungry, he’s still hungry)

    Peed – I know we can count on you to spread the arcane knowledge of Chinese slang… You’re our beacon of hope dude. My prayer will always be with you.

  11. vincent says:

    my friend is so hamsup lo… he likes to ‘modest’ male students.

  12. Primrose says:

    Hush hush! Secret.

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