I was at Mac’s to grab a quick lunch today. A guy who looked like an overweight wookie was taking my order…
fat wookie: “Good afternoon sir, how may I help you?”
Me : “BigMac McValue set. Large. Having here. That’s all.”
After all the fuck ups I had with so many degenerates at various fast food outlets, I tend to cut my crap short nowadays. Life has been fine since, because it is always pleasant to do business with me. Well, except for this fat fucking wookie here. Apparently, he didn’t hear my ‘size’ well…
fat wookie:”Would you like a medium or large set, sir?”
Me: “Errmm… large, please.”
fat wookie: “Medium or large, sir?”
Me: “large.”
fat wookie: “Would you like a medium or large set, sir?”
That was when I got really annoyed.
Me: “Large. LARGE. That’s what I said, right?? LARGE! Is there any other way for me to say it??”
A sense of déjà vu immediately came over me. I’ve had this once. The chocolate sundae incident at Mac’s, remember?
Fucking interns. They can be such an annoying fuck sometimes.
Hey pal – why not try this. Please your order in an A3 size and do the ” L A R G E ” on font 72. If they still dun get it, my guess is they dun even know what is L and M. It’s probably some chants they got to do with every single customer. . .
Always best to throw in a ‘Besar’ just to be sure.
A Malaysian version of MTV Boiling Point maybe? This chap is really kiam-gan…
Fan – If the cashier’s a hot chick, it’d be definitely easier. I’d just whip out my dick and the girl will know that it’s LARGE…
shaolintiger – The problem was, that fat wookie’s a fucking Chinese!
cheehan – ‘kiam-gan’? what’s that? kam-lan i know lar…
Let me guess, the joker is like computer program that don’t take wildcard. He is waiting for answer such as “medium set” or “large set”. When you say large, his program did a “input not complete, try ask again”.
So if you say “BigMac McValue set” without the “set”, he might repeat it again and again. LOL.
At least he speaks english. I’m noticing alot of foreign workers in food joints around KL these days. They can’t speak english for fucks. GAH!
some time back when MCD is introducing Kaya toast in their breakfast menu. I was asked if I want Chilli or ketchup? I was speechless then.
Ah.. Sometimes when I tell them that I want the medium set they’ll ask if I want the Large set instead, because it’s “only 50 sen more”. That was okay the first few times, but after the 7th time I was asked that question, I begin to wonder–what’s the point of providing a medium size set if you’re gonna convince people to buy the Large set anyway?