July 21, 2008

a bane to humanity

Elliot the fucking idiot – a bane to humanity.

Elliot: “Errr… Michael, may I borrow an external DVD-R from you?”

Michael: “External DVD-R?” (I was dumbfucked. This is like hearing him say that he wants his mom to have a poontang.)

Elliot: “Yes, an external DVD-ROM drive.”

Michael: “So do you want to borrow a DVD-ROM drive? Or a DVD-R media?”

Elliot: “I’m sorry, I meant a DVD-ROM drive”

Michael: “What do you want it for?”

Elliot: “I needed the CD-ROM drive to install an operating system for this notebook here…”

Michael: “Fuck you Elliot. A CD-ROM drive? I thought you said you wanted a DVD-ROM drive?? What the fuck do you want exactly??”

Elliot: “A DVD-ROM drive.”

Michael: “Do you even know the difference between the 3 commodities?? A DVD-ROM, DVD-R and CD-ROM? What kind of a dumbass are you??”

Elliot the fucking idiot, with a degree in Engineering, and a pursuant of MBA – doesn’t know the difference between a DVD-ROM, DVD-R media and a fucking CD-ROM drive. Motherfucker’s a disgrace to the profession… and a bane to humanity.

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13 Comments to “a bane to humanity”

  1. bongkersz says:

    idiocy is a virus.. there are more and more idiots in this world. save the world, impale the idiots.

  2. Kz says:

    Wow, you really hate him michael. And why isn’t his notebook has a DVD-ROM/CD-ROM btw? weird.

  3. wils0n says:

    LOL! ROFL! Where did he graduated from? Better warn people not to study there.

  4. Je5sie says:

    Haha, don’t be so mean! I think he’s scared of you.. caused him couldn’t speak what his brain tells him to.

  5. Natalie Fong says:

    Great luckily I just learned about those three things in my Information & Technology class. I think Elliot really should go back to foundation level. (:

  6. inThai says:

    Dude, I ain’t no PC hardware engineer nor a technician, but I really ‘no sound out’. But Je5sie could be right, it could be due to that. :)

  7. michaelooi says:

    bongkersz – I don’t know if impaling him would help but, I’d love to do that.

    Kz – In my line of work, it is fairly common to receive parts without complete peripherals.

    wils0n – Honestly, I don’t think this has anything to do with his university/college. It’s his own mental retardation.

    Je5sie / inThai – That’s what I thought as well. But hell, I’m not denying the fact that I enjoyed yelling at him and making him feel miserable. You don’t get to do this all the time to idiots…

    Natalie – You’re being kind. I think Elliot should fucking get another life. Like a roach maybe, it would have been more meaningful…

  8. Primrose says:

    I’m reading this at lunch hour and laughing aloud. Hahaha!! Even I, the no-IT-background Primrose knows the difference. Thank goodness he didn’t continue with a CD-RW. Hehe!

  9. james says:

    come on, give people a break. maybe he thought too that given your educational background, you should have know what he meant. no need to give you all the details. remember, what goes around comes around. you never know, your next boss could be him.

  10. cheehan says:

    Maybe you can teach him that a -R is like a male’s dick and a -ROM is a female’s pussy… I think he might be able to differentiate then.

  11. auyongtc says:

    Lemme guess, he just wanted a disc jewel case in the end, right? :p
    Probably coz his notebook PC has got an optical drive built-in, and he’s just reinstalled the OS, but need somewhere to keep hold of the OS install disc, right right? :)

  12. michaelooi says:

    primrose – If you know how to find your way here to this blog, then most likely you’ll know lah…

    james – That’s bullshit. This is just basic courtesy of how to be specific in your request, and how to stay coherent in a conversation. If you have a hard time understanding that, then you’re probably not much different from people like Elliot…

    cheehan – Creative but, I do not want to be suggestive to a retard, you know what I mean? Sodomy is rampant nowadays…

    auyongtc – No lah. He had a motherboard and a blank HDD, and he needed an optical drive to install a fucking OS lah. Aisehman.

  13. iamyuanwu says:

    You never know, man…
    He might become your boss one day, like Dilbert and his (Elliotic) pointy hair boss.

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