Now this is what I call ‘special delivery’… of your brand new Mercedes Benz E-Class right to the front of your doorstep.
It seems that being a Taoist isn’t such a bad thing after all, especially when you fucking die. Some people live to drive a junk all their life… some even walked… all because of the ever escalating fuel and living cost. But when they fucking die (as a Taoist), they get to enjoy privileges they never had in their mortal life before. And that even surpasses the ninety nine virgins boon the suicide bombers in middle east were promised/given… A dead Taoist can basically have ANYTHING fabricated from paper. Gold, money, big house, electronic appliances, just anything. If they want virgins, they can have them instantly sent to wherever they are in the underworld. Just get someone to make them from paper, and send them away. Make their tits bigger even… and have their dead Taoist comrade copulate till their ghostly reproduction organs sore, and knead literally thousands of virgin titties till their hands cramp.
Like in the picture above, the deceased must have craved for a Mercedes E-Class when he/she lived, and somebody decided to send him/her one. Easy, isn’t it? And what’s even more intriguing is, that automobile doesn’t run on fuel. It’ll move just like that in the Taoist underworld… Now, how is that possible? No idea and doesn’t matter. That’s because, anything goes in the Taoist world…