‘the moment’
Regine did something dumb today and I was sharing the story with Emily,
Me: “When you were taking your bath just now, Regine took a dinosaur and bit a part of its peel off…”
Emily: **she gave me this weird look, I didn’t suspect anything**
Me: “Her expression instantly changed, into something like this [shows idiotic face]… ha ha ha, it was so funny. You know how bitter these dinosaur peels can be, right? That was just so silly of her.. ahaa haa hakss”
Emily: **she gave me this even weirder look, that was when I realized why…**
Me: “Oh my god, did I just say ‘dinosaur’ peel??”
Emily: [nods...]
Me: “Shittt! What is wrong with me?? I actually wanted to say ‘orange peel’ goddamn it!”
I had ‘the moment’ there. You know ‘the moment’? ‘The moment’ is the moment you discover that you have been unconsciously acted like a retard, and to realize that there is nothing you can do to redeem that lost self esteem. (but I was nevertheless… felt thankful, that this didn’t actually happen on our first date or something like that…)
Freudian slip?? = 0
either that, or my brain is damaged.
or you are too stress at work?
too much barney
it’s ok. my mom does it all the time.
mom: girl, go make detergent to drink.
me: ??!!
mom: what? good to drink it before bedtime.
me: you mean make milo right?
mom: oh sorry sorry.. go make milo!
LOL.
maybe she’s thinking bout the laundry while talking to me.
maybe you’re thinking bout Jurrasic Park that time..
not enough sex?
Je5sie - You’re comparing me to your mom… O_o’
getting old. one of the symptoms.
bwahahaha! proof that mike’s been watching too much Barney purple dinosaur
And I was reading it, wondering what on earth a dinosaur peel was. The outer plastic layer of the a dinosaur plastic toy or something…
yea, same brain wave as sam. I was imagining some purple chunk were bitten off…