I had a nightmare last night. A real scary one.

Here is how it goes :
I was behind my boss in a queue, at the Company X security checkpoint. We were in the line to have our body scanned with a handheld metal detector by the security guard.

When it came to my boss’ turn, he was made to empty his pocket and then went up to an elevated platform. With his hands outstretched, the security guard started scanning him with a handheld metal detector. It was all good until the guard run the handheld metal detector through my boss’ chest, which the thing beeped like crazy. Thinking that it must be some leftover coins in his pocket, the guard asked my boss to empty his pocket thoroughly and then run it through one more time. BEEEEEEEP! (if you can remember, this was kinda similar to what my friend Keith had encountered before)

That was when the security guard suspected something amiss and ordered my boss to strip. I immediately saw my boss’ face turn red, like he was foreseeing something embarrassing about to happen. I then went “Oh fucking great. Now my boss’ a klepto. This is going to fucking mar my reputation man.” You know, things like that happen in Company X, people of high stature stealing computer parts for their own gratification.

With a miserable look, my boss started to remove his shirt… and out pops this glaringly red object from his bare chest - it was a red colored lacy bra! My boss was a fucking closet crossdresser!! The rest of us in the line were falling down like dominoes (or like the bunch of Orcs in Lord of The Rings when Sauron lost his finger/ring) after being attacked by that revolting sight… and then I woke up, panting on my own bed.

This has got to be the scariest shit I have ever dreamed of.

People say, the things you do during the day makes up what you dream at night. But I couldn’t remember what I did on Sunday that could have made me dream of my boss being a closet crossdresser… damn!