shut the fuck up and go do some work
Our work group was recently criticized by a visiting gweilo VIP, that our lab looked like a pig sty more than a proper workplace. The boss wanted us to do something about it.
Because I am the most awesome amongst the lot, I was put in charge to overlook the image expiation effort by the boss. Without delay, I managed to get the whole 5s shebang started last Friday with a kickoff brainstorming event and got some actions logged. By Monday, everything started to look really splendid, except for our subsidiary smaller lab under Mojo Jojo’s charge… who was absent during our first pig sty rehabilitation day. Yesterday morning, I gave him a lengthy briefing to get that simian delinquent up to pace with all the new ground rules and whatnots, and he started to work on it right away.
But came afternoon, I saw Mojo Jojo loitering around the lab doing idle chats and scratching his balls… and before long, he ambled over to tell me something…
Mojo Jojo: “Michael, my boss wants me to stop all the lab cleaning chores you asked me to do and ordered me to clear off my outstanding work first… So, I’ll have to delay the chores for a later time”
Me: “Whatever. Just remember to do it once you’re free of your obligations.”
Mojo Jojo: “I sure will, but it may be some time before that happens though… I’ve got lots of stuff to do”
Me: “No shit sherlock, I can see that you’re so busy loafing and chatting around. Just like what you’re doing now, you could have used the time to do some real work instead of talking to me…”
Mojo Jojo: “Oh man, I was just being nice… by talking to you”
Me: “Well, maybe you don’t know this but, I actually don’t really fancy talking to you… so why don’t you save the effort, shut the fuck up and go do some work instead?”
Mojo Jojo: “Alright, alright… you don’t have to be so mean…”
You know, it’s ironic how some people keep whining about their sorry state of being overworked, underachieved, bla bla blaa… while they could have, in fact, make full use of the time they waste dicking around doing redundant stuff…
Last I checked post 24 hours later, Mojo Jojo was still surfing some news site and his area was pretty much left untouched. What a hopeless piece of fucking shit.
That bastard deserves to be fucked!
I will do work. Proper work. Not that 5S bullshit for my workstation.
5S is good for labs, workshops, workbenches, etc, but don’t fucking disturb my workstation. As long as I can find my own things, I don’t understand why people need to bitch about me stacking my documents as I like.
pookyma - He deserves to be lynched. The fucking goes to me.
vincent - Well, I don’t either. In fact, I told my boss - a messy workbench is a real engineer’s workstation. It means, we’re doing real work. That’s why it is messy like that. We don’t keep our place clean, sucking cocks and looking good. But an order’s an order, and it’ll be stupid to lose my job over a small issue of me having a bloated ego. So…
That shit happens everywhere la… I don’t know but for me, the phrase “Order in chaos” applies… My workstation, room, desk, etc always looks like a tornado hit it but I can find everything I need to do a certain job. But of course, it doesn’t bode well with the powers that be.
That simian should be sent up into space for the next mission. God knows we already sent one top spinning, jelly eating monkey up there; maybe this time, the real astronauts can study the effects of cosmic radiation on a half human-half monkey i.e. Mojo
wow. what a dysfunctional person?!
MT - Space missions are expensive nowadays. I’d say, just throw him the fuck out and hire some other people. But the boss has yet to figure that out… so…
myles - Yeah he’s dysfunctional alright.
getting people to work for you?
get them motivated by knowing their achilles heel
I have learnt hollering and instilling fear might not work as much as you would want it to be.
been there, done that. and not entirely. it won’t work on some people.