Comments on: chocolate sundae

By: xTr3me

xTr3me — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:20:53 +0000

Sometimes MacD employees can be very dumb. Maybe MacD replaced their brains with burger or something.

By: MT

MT — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:40:49 +0000

You get the same damn thing in Coffee Bean… I go there and ask for a coffee. “Would you like a latte sir?” No, just coffee, black. “Would you like a cappuccino sir?” Nooooo, just coffee, black. “Ice blended sir? We got some promotions going on!” NOOOOOOOO!!!!! JUST….COFFEE… BLACK!!!!!

Ma cibetttt…. What the fuck is so weird about ordering plain ol’ coffee from COFFEE Bean?! Besides of course that their coffee is shit… But then again, most other things in Coffee Bean is shit… :D

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By: michaelooi

michaelooi — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:00:28 +0000

TiBuN – That’s not an upsale. An upsale is like “Hi mister, while you’re whacking that burger of yours, would you like to squeeze my colleague’s tit here? She needs some massage. And by the way, the squeezing comes with a discount coupon for that Cornetto sundae there…” (her colleague’s kinda hot, btw)

mahagurusia – If I’m 162% evil, I would have jumped over the counter, grab that cunt, and shove her head into her own ass (from the back) and liberate all the burgers and sundaes, and give them to Hindraf supporters.

By: mahagurusia

mahagurusia — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 05:56:29 +0000

Hey mike, at least give her some credit for being persistent. :)

Btw, I think you missed out the 1 in your evil percentage. It should be 162% :))

By: TiBuN

TiBuN — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:03:20 +0000

I think this is called upsale, something that EVERY fast food chain employee should have in themself, unfortunately this girl didn’t do it the correct way…and pisses customer off in the process :P

By: michaelooi

michaelooi — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:36:48 +0000

cbljkkj – The Jedi mind trick? It won’t work on me because I’m a fellow practitioner myself.

nicevil – She could have asked properly, you know, “Sir would you like to try our Cornetto ice cream? Or would you like to give me a punch instead?”… or something like that.

Merissa K. – Fortunately, it didn’t ruin my mood. It’s hard to ruin my good mood that day… coz I got a good increment and a handsome bonus payout. Yippeee!

By: Merissa K.

Merissa K. — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:20:07 +0000

i bet it did somehow ruin ur good mood huhh?? yeah well McD attendants have the tendency to do just that. :)

By: nicevil

nicevil — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:02:44 +0000

Damn those McD servers have been trained to brainwash customer into buying more expensive items on the menu !!

A weaker man would’ve conceded into buying the RM1-EXTRA CORNETTO ICECREAM………………. yes, she set the trap 3 times after all.

Stay strong, michael, stay strong. The world is a dangerous place.

By: cbljkkj

cbljkkj — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:13:46 +0000

LOL, maybe instead of asking you if you want a Cornetto chocolate sundae she was trying to tell you to get one.

“Look into my eyes, you want a Cornetto chocolate sundae” Whooshy sound effects ensue.

Good thing you didn’t take it, the only thing that makes it a Cornetto sundae is the mashed up cone of the Cornetto drumstick sprinkled on top of your sundae.