February 25, 2008

I speakeh Enguhlish (part 2)

As usual, I was doing my job chasing for reports from vendors. Again, a Chinese female correspondent of unknown age responded:

Dear all:
The attached file is FA report for your reference, if have any question, please connect with me.

Best Regards
[female correspondent of unknown age]

I think this one’s hornier than the previous one – she demanded a hook-up for every answer to a question. But I ain’t asking that cheap bitch anything man…

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6 Comments to “I speakeh Enguhlish (part 2)”

  1. Alice says:


    1st you had “please touch me”

    now you have “please connect with me”


    I thought people should have certain level of English standard for forwarding/sending correspondence, that’s just spoit her company’s image.

  2. michaelooi says:

    yeah, her company has one heck u’va “spoit” image… eheh

  3. foos says:

    dang! i think she did it on purpose. Who knows, one day she might get lucky. ahahahhaahah

  4. bongkersz says:

    did you connect with her michael? :P

  5. michaelooi says:

    foos – Yeah right. It’s like hoping to establish coherent communication with intelligent lifeforms by shooting rubber bands towards the sky at night…

    bongkersz – If she’s hot, I might… but that also have to depend on your definition of ‘connect’…

  6. Alice says:

    argh……typing error…..spoilt.

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