February 25, 2008

I speakeh Enguhlish (part 2)

As usual, I was doing my job chasing for reports from vendors. Again, a Chinese female correspondent of unknown age responded:

Dear all:
The attached file is FA report for your reference, if have any question, please connect with me.

Best Regards
[female correspondent of unknown age]

I think this one’s hornier than the previous one - she demanded a hook-up for every answer to a question. But I ain’t asking that cheap bitch anything man…

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6 comments: “I speakeh Enguhlish (part 2)”


  • haha….funny!

    1st you had “please touch me”

    now you have “please connect with me”

    ????

    I thought people should have certain level of English standard for forwarding/sending correspondence, that’s just spoit her company’s image.

    #  | Alice  | February 26th, 2008, 9:28 am

  • yeah, her company has one heck u’va “spoit” image… eheh

    #  | michaelooi  | February 26th, 2008, 11:14 am

  • dang! i think she did it on purpose. Who knows, one day she might get lucky. ahahahhaahah

    #  | foos  | February 26th, 2008, 12:22 pm

  • did you connect with her michael? :P

    #  | bongkersz  | February 26th, 2008, 3:47 pm

  • foos - Yeah right. It’s like hoping to establish coherent communication with intelligent lifeforms by shooting rubber bands towards the sky at night…

    bongkersz - If she’s hot, I might… but that also have to depend on your definition of ‘connect’…

    #  | michaelooi  | February 26th, 2008, 4:01 pm

  • argh……typing error…..spoilt.

    #  | Alice  | February 27th, 2008, 9:30 am
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