February 19, 2008

a little bit of conversation

You know you’re a Malaysian if you can understand the conversation (from MSN) below:

Michael: itu lydia shum sudah mati

Luis: betui ka..

Michael: yeah. latest news

Luis: but she is old aldy ler.. i mean got problem aldy…

Michael: yeah, dia mia timing belt sudah putus

Luis: aaha.. timing belt…

Michael: dia mia piston sama itu valve semua sudah out of sync. macam yewtube mia kereta. hahah

Luis: tapi memang dia dah ada problem ler.. just that depa keep from news

Michael: i think Star published her pictures before. she basically looked like a rat… her fat all gone.

Luis: yeah…its a sad news ler..

Michael: it seems like the stars of our time are tapau-ing one after another. dude, can i blog this conversation? see if people can understand our language…

Luis: i think yes ler.. but what if lydia read this ?

Michael: lydia’s dead dude

Luis: and get upset like XXX ?

[actually, I had a case recently with a friend – whose name I masked with ‘XXX’ – who got really upset with me for blogging about him. His discontentment has since been allayed with a couple glasses of beer swigging measure]

Michael: you mean, her hantu come and haunt us? ahaha

Luis: ahaha


If you do not understand what we’re talking about, nevermind.

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5 Comments to “a little bit of conversation”

  1. wils0n says:

    My friend and I chatted bout this matter earlier. Our conversation was something like this:

    W: Hey. Fei jie sei lan jor
    T: What?! Sei lan jor? Haha
    W: Yea. Finally dead.
    T: Btw… ( change topic & talk crap )

    Are we mean or just uninterested?

  2. Jase Lee says:

    Hmmm, she was a staple in Hong Kong actress…. aw nevermind.

    Rest in peace.

  3. michaelooi says:

    wilson – How can we be mean when we are actually remembering her as someone famous? I have no comment on the ‘sei lan jor’ remark though…

    jase – I was never a fan of her’s… so…

  4. megabigblur says:

    Man…I really miss being able to talk with 3 languages in 1 sentence. (not that my Chinese is all that ‘keng’)

  5. bongkersz says:

    lol! i talk like that all the time with my buddies. hahaha! ‘betui’ ‘ka’ ‘mia’ ‘wa’ ‘tapau’ ‘koyak’. a little bit of engrish, malay and chinese :D more pasar malam malay..

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