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January 2, 2008

‘review my site, michael’

How bout me clobbering some retards as my first post on a spanking brand new year? Sounds like a good idea.

Here you go, people. (received this a few days ago)

—–Original Message—–
from: HeartBeat Admin [admin@heartbeat.com.my]
to:
date: Dec 31, 2007 3:57 AM
subject: Review on HeartBeat.com.my

Hi, I’m Vincent from HeartBeat.com.my. A website that providing personalized gifts online in Malaysia.

I just visited your website & I found it is interesting and informatic.

May I know could you help me to write a review on my HeartBeat.com.my?

As a return, I would be very happy to present you a personalized mug from our website. We can print your own photo on the mug.

Looking forward in hearing from you.
Thanks. ^_^

Regards,
Vincent
http://www.heartbeat.com.my
012-647 9294
———-

Ohhh [squeal]! He finds my site ‘informatic’ and I have every reason to be thrilled about it.

I fucking hate spammers.

—–Original Message—–
from: Michael Ooi
to: HeartBeat Admin [admin@heartbeat.com.my],
date: Dec 31, 2007 6:19 PM
subject: Re: Review on HeartBeat.com.my

dear vincent
your site looks like a cheap ass porn site without porn.

sincerely
Michael
———-

There. Feel free to visit Vincent’s site and tell me if my review’s accurate or what.

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13 comments: “‘review my site, michael’”


  • Porn sites are far more interesting bro, even with the porn hidden..

    And happy goddamn newyear.

    #  | ShaolinTiger  | January 2nd, 2008, 2:15 am

  • lol.

    I think in the end it’s kinda win-win situation for Heartbeat.com.my. You helped Vincent to advertise it on your blog anyway.

    You’re so nice. :P

    #  | foos  | January 2nd, 2008, 12:59 pm

  • I got the exact same email, now I think I’ll just reply his mail with the link to this post.

    Thanks Michael!

    #  | KY  | January 2nd, 2008, 4:41 pm

  • Trust some idiot to spoil the good name!

    Actually, it looks like a tacky AhBeng designed blog.

    #  | vincent  | January 2nd, 2008, 5:50 pm

  • ST - Yeah, you’re kinda right in a way…

    foos - Well, let’s just say, I don’t disappoint…

    KY - He probably spammed half the malaysian blogosphere, no shit. Link him in already.

    Vincent - He’s very likely an ah beng himself. A gay one, at that… right to the very core.

    #  | michaelooi  | January 2nd, 2008, 7:08 pm

  • hmmm. homosexual endorsement.

    #  | Dr. Tan  | January 2nd, 2008, 7:37 pm

  • Well, you have successfully lured me to visit his website, so I think you should demand some loyalty from him or something. And how come you don’t write a review on my blog? :)

    #  | Adrian  | January 3rd, 2008, 2:58 am

  • u know we could use a few cyberspace-bengs, to reduce the bengcount on our local roads… isn’t that a good thing ?

    #  | arsky  | January 3rd, 2008, 3:58 pm

  • most of the reviews are also made by (i guess) bengs and lians.

    #  | pinksterz  | January 5th, 2008, 2:55 am

  • haha…

    #  | pp  | January 6th, 2008, 2:06 am

  • eeww…. I think, you are damn right about the site

    #  | hermzz  | January 7th, 2008, 2:48 pm

  • hmmmm .. If it wasnt for the pink I think it would be a porn site.

    #  | Starwing  | January 9th, 2008, 2:32 pm

  • i have visited the website.. the look nice and the couple tees are cute. was it like a porn site or is it like a porn site now??

    i really can’t get you all..wakaka…

    #  | jc  | January 12th, 2008, 11:29 am
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