January 2, 2008

‘review my site, michael’

How bout me clobbering some retards as my first post on a spanking brand new year? Sounds like a good idea.

Here you go, people. (received this a few days ago)

from: HeartBeat Admin [admin@heartbeat.com.my]
to:
date: Dec 31, 2007 3:57 AM
subject: Review on HeartBeat.com.my

Hi, I’m Vincent from HeartBeat.com.my. A website that providing personalized gifts online in Malaysia.

I just visited your website & I found it is interesting and informatic.

May I know could you help me to write a review on my HeartBeat.com.my?

As a return, I would be very happy to present you a personalized mug from our website. We can print your own photo on the mug.

Looking forward in hearing from you.
Thanks. ^_^

Regards,
Vincent

http://www.heartbeat.com.my

012-647 9294

Ohhh [squeal]! He finds my site ‘informatic’ and I have every reason to be thrilled about it.

I fucking hate spammers.

from: Michael Ooi
to: HeartBeat Admin [admin@heartbeat.com.my],
date: Dec 31, 2007 6:19 PM
subject: Re: Review on HeartBeat.com.my

dear vincent
your site looks like a cheap ass porn site without porn.

sincerely
Michael

There. Feel free to visit Vincent’s site and tell me if my review’s accurate or what.

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13 Comments to “‘review my site, michael’”

  1. ShaolinTiger says:

    Porn sites are far more interesting bro, even with the porn hidden..

    And happy goddamn newyear.

  2. foos says:

    lol.

    I think in the end it’s kinda win-win situation for Heartbeat.com.my. You helped Vincent to advertise it on your blog anyway.

    You’re so nice. :P

  3. KY says:

    I got the exact same email, now I think I’ll just reply his mail with the link to this post.

    Thanks Michael!

  4. vincent says:

    Trust some idiot to spoil the good name!

    Actually, it looks like a tacky AhBeng designed blog.

  5. michaelooi says:

    ST – Yeah, you’re kinda right in a way…

    foos – Well, let’s just say, I don’t disappoint…

    KY – He probably spammed half the malaysian blogosphere, no shit. Link him in already.

    Vincent – He’s very likely an ah beng himself. A gay one, at that… right to the very core.

  6. Dr. Tan says:

    hmmm. homosexual endorsement.

  7. Adrian says:

    Well, you have successfully lured me to visit his website, so I think you should demand some loyalty from him or something. And how come you don’t write a review on my blog? :)

  8. arsky says:

    u know we could use a few cyberspace-bengs, to reduce the bengcount on our local roads… isn’t that a good thing ?

  9. pinksterz says:

    most of the reviews are also made by (i guess) bengs and lians.

  10. hermzz says:

    eeww…. I think, you are damn right about the site

  11. Starwing says:

    hmmmm .. If it wasnt for the pink I think it would be a porn site.

  12. jc says:

    i have visited the website.. the look nice and the couple tees are cute. was it like a porn site or is it like a porn site now??

    i really can’t get you all..wakaka…

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