misunderstood III
If you need more proof that human males are the most misunderstood species on Earth (after sharks), read on…
Emily: “I had a bad dream last night.”
Me: “Oh, so what is it this time?”
Emily: “I dreamt about you making out with MyFuglyBestFriend.”
MyFuglyBestFriend is Emily’s best friend. She basically looks like an amphibian that has just been run over by a truck. I wouldn’t even recommend a dog to make out with her.
Me: “Oh my god! Are you serious??”
Emily: “Gosh it was so terrible. Both of you were kissing and rubbing each other’s nose in front of me… like I wasn’t even there…”
Me: “Uggggghhh! You know I wouldn’t do that. Especially not to her. She’s so fugly for fuck’s sake!”
Emily: “You were like a beast, pervert. So disgusting. Ewwwh!”
The eloquence was emphasized on that particular word ‘beast’. Now that word, makes me feel dirty and uneasy…
Me: “Wait a minute… You said we were making out. That means, both of us consented that. If that’s the case, then why was I ‘THE BEAST’, and not her? For all you know, she could be the one forcing herself on me… and I’m just being static…”
Like how people resort to fake possum as a corpse to not aggravate a rampaging bear, you know?
Emily: “That’s because you’re you, that’s why you’re THE BEAST”.
Me: “You’re so biased you know…”
Emily: “Like I care…”
So guys, if you ever get the chance to make out with your wife’s best friend (who is hot enough for you, of course) - by all fucking means, exploit the advantage. You’re bound to get the blame anyway… whether you’re guilty or not.
er, i remember emily did dream about you making out with one of her gf also back then? isn’t the same gir this time? lol.. it’s a sign..
Alright, will listen to your advice. But if anything happens, I will point out this blog and let her see the advice given here.
By the way, check this out: http://adrianang.merlion-city.com/2007/11/05/starwars-in-hokkien/
since you think that you guys are misunderstood, then i guess i can trust you guys a lil, for maybe we think too badly about you all already
but urghh! guys, cannot be trusted also la sumtimes..
(i know girls arent tat good aso(some), but y we so biased neh? pity u guys la! haha)
ROTFLMAO!
i have actually seen a girl forcing herself on his sissy boyfriend in my class before. very very disturbing sight
bongkersz - Errr… she did dreamt of me making out with someone before, but it wasn’t someone she knew. Just some stray hot chicks. You can read it again here. (ahaks)
adrian - Well, feel free to ask your wife/concubine/inamorata to visit this blog and be mesmerized by its sheer magnificence.
phantombabe - Hey babe… flash us your tits.
buaya69 - Long time no see buddy
tingtitlei - I’ve seen a girl forcing herself on my friend before too. Twice. Had to conspire with him to feign a blackout to get out of the situation. If you know where to look, you’ll find the entry about that dark incident…
if a girl forces herself onto me…its just called sexy wooooooo
if i force myself on a girl…its called laudly “BASTARD HE RAPED ME!”