assburn
I kinda accidentally learned how it felt like to have my anus scorched last Saturday. I know this sounds very kinkish but trust me, it isn’t what you’re thinking at all.
Here’s how it happened - I was applying some *Yoko-yoko on my back while I was watching TV and somehow, pressed on the applicator too hard. As a result of that, the heat generating liquid kinda trickled down into my buttcrack and into The Hole. At first, it was just some breezy cool feeling down there but after a while, it gradually grew into a full scale inferno. And trust me, it was something out of this world (in a wretched way). It burns. A lot. It was like having a running hairdryer (or a burning toaster) stuck up into your ass.
I should have dabbed that shit off with a moist toilet paper or something… but I didn’t. Instead, I scampered into the toilet and scrubbed my ass with plenty of soap vigorously… and THAT, I later learned, was a big mistake. You see, scrubbing it is akin to spreading it to the adjacent areas, and that was exactly what happened next - my entire ass was stinging like it getting a blowtorch service! And it stayed like that for a whole 20 or so minutes before the effects starting to wear off…
Now who would have thought that a plan for a peaceful afternoon in front of a TV could end up like this? Shit happens. (I wonder what’s gonna happen if we drip a few drops of Yoko-yoko on a cat’s balls or ass? If your neighbor has an obnoxious cat that shits around your garden, you might want to try this…)
*Yoko-yoko - somekind of a liquid pain reliever very popular amongst old farts who suffer constant back pain from stooping and partying around too much. It comes in this small and convenient bottle, which has a slanted sponge applicator shaped like a toilet cleaner (see it here)
You should put on your pant to see whether it lose or not after Yokoyoko effect disappear. Who knows it might make you millions for discovering yokoyoko sliming application.
oh dear .. never knew yoko yoko is capable for burning asses.. i think you should have just sat in a tub of water for awhile.. that would be a better idea
O_o
Sitting naked in the lounge eh? hehe
I normally use yoko2 before playing futsal…I use it to avoid cramps. So far okay la…
I would usually apply it on my calves, the place where most of the cramps have a high possiblity of occuring, but one day I tried it on the inner part of my thighs….i tell u..big mistake man
While sitting down, (knees pointing up position), I tried dabbing the burining liquid, but i dabbed too much. It then went all wrong and the liquid trickling down to where the sun don’t shine…
Panas wei!!!!!!!
Had to wait for the cool off until i can start futsal.
After the pain did you feel any peasant sensation?
oops, i think you just gave some gay couples out there a new idea on….uhm…..rectal recreation.
Pop it in and pump away.
Reminds me of the post you wrote about. The minty shampoo.
i guess this is like after a bout of diarrhea, but a bit longer
Happened to me once, quite a long time ago. I did the same mistake, using wet wipes. Man, the damn yoko-yoko then spreaded to my balls. So I guess you can imagine the pain I was in. Worse thing was my mom kept asking me why was I so pale….
The morale of the story is that you should always stay calm and think logically even if your ass is on fire.
Man I gotta try that to my buddies when they are sleeping sounds fun.
Some friend of mine once applied a huge dab of Vicks on his nose and suddenly felt itchy on his balls. So, with his fingers still smeared with Vicks, he put his hand in his pants and scratched away.
The burning feeling…lasted for sometime. Ouch! That must have hurt so much!
this sounds like one kinky idea to try… ngeh ngeh ngeh!!
moo_t / [0_-] - What makes you people think that I’m naked lah?
phantombabe - Yoko-yoko burns. And where it burns, depends on where you apply it ler. It shouldn’t be that hard to imagine…
feizal / adrian - Ooooo yoko-yoko on balls. that gotta hurt man
hanafi - Yeah dude. It was like, a blowjob from Victoria Silvestead. You should try it sometime dude… really…
arkane - Good! They should try it like, no shit!
dr.tan - Yeah that minty Dettol body shampoo. And once with minyak angin… (god, i really need to brush up my motor skills)
danielle - Errrmm, not exactly like diarrhea… but you can always try it out yourself to understand better…
nicevil - So, you’re trying to tell us that you have access to your buddies’ asses when they’re sleeping? Wow. That tells us a lot about you.
blusher - I don’t think Vicks is badass enough. It’s not even in the same league as Yoko-yoko.
bongkersz - Maybe you can get kinky with something and blog about it… (remember to tell me when you’ve done that)