October 28, 2007

I fucking hate driving on Sundays

Man, I so fucking hate driving on Sundays.

It seems to be the day where brain damaged people come out of their hiding place like earthworms wriggling out of dirt after a rainy day.

Man, I so fucking hate driving on Sundays.

In just a little less than 3 hours out on the streets today (Sunday), I’ve encountered people who:

– drives at 40 kph hogging on the middle of 2 lanes
– changes lanes without indicator.
– remains static on green.
– stops on the middle of the fucking road out of no reason at all.
– parks their fucking car haphazardly all over the place.

Man, I so fucking hate driving on Sundays.

If I was to die out of heart attack or a stroke, I’d bet my ass on fire that it’ll happen on Sundays, when I’m behind the steering wheel.

Man, I so fucking hate driving on Sundays.

Although I had a near death experience contending with stupid people around me today, the tradeoff was worth it… for I have never seen my Regine so happy before… on her first time going out to a shopping mall.

But I still fucking hate driving on Sundays.

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10 Comments to “I fucking hate driving on Sundays”

  1. wils0n says:

    U know what. I was telling my girlfriend exactly the same thing last weekend. We concluded that weekend is the time when we’re surrounded by really stupid drivers. These stupid drivers don’t drive a lot compared to those driving to work everyday. You’ll probably notice they’re teenagers, women or some kampong fellas.

  2. toothless says:

    .. and hence, somebody will start composing song out of this

  3. Sooi2 says:

    regine’s first time to a shopping mall?? wat took u so long??

  4. michaelooi says:

    wils0n – Yeah, and old coots too… who think that every road that they travel are part of their retirement benefits…

    toothless – A song won’t do us any good. We need louder air horns, that’s what we fucking need.

    sooi2 – Well, because bringing an infant to a shopping mall is akin to bringing a blind person to a silent movie?

  5. mott says:

    If u mean driving in Penang, then yes… it’s quite suicidal. On the other hand…KL.. can be a delight! Heh…

  6. MT says:

    Dude, those times I’ve been driving in Penang, I really do think I popped a few blood vessels, all due to those super driving “skills” you mentioned.

    KL is worse on Sunday man! Everybody is like trying to kill each other so that they can get a parking place in Ikea, Ikano, The Curve, 1 Utama, Tesco or Mid Valley! So stupid…

  7. dyyyy says:

    penang people driving. wht more.

    agony!

  8. michaelooi says:

    mott – I’ll have to disagree with you on that. I’ve driven in KL on weekends before – they’re more or less the same.

    MT – I feel you girl

    dyyyy – Most of those cocksuckers I happen to encounter on the roads of Penang that Sunday, happen to have car registration numbers starting with ‘W’ and ‘B’. Lots of them. Go figure. I just didn’t mention that in my entry because I think it’s rather shallow to stereotype drivers based on their homeground… but now that you’ve started it… *shrugs*

  9. Gosh… I am settling down in Penang next month… I hope my new weekends in Penang will be ok…

    * amitabha *

    * amitabha *

  10. MT says:

    Duuuuuuude…. I is a duuuuuude too mate! :)

    Yeah, damn right about the stereotyping thing. Whoever thinks W and B plate drivers are all that great hasn’t spent enough time in KL town… Then you’ll really know what an asshole driver is!

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