bagi kempis
Imagine this, you’re ambling around at a shopping mall after a good lunch. You’re in your smart gear - branded long sleeves. Designer slacks. A pair of croc classics, and that thick air of confidence that smelled Ralph Lauren. You’re acting like everyone’s admiring your charm and you smiled even at ashtrays… when suddenly, a fat Malay chick from a nearby makeshift stall bounces to your front blocking your way… holding a contraband traditional herb cream… and says:
“Bang! Bagi kempis perut, murah je…”
[for those of you who don't read malay: "Mister! This cream can flatten your tummy, for a very cheap price..."]
Sounds like some scene extracted from a horror movie, but I’ve seen it happened to a guy once at a mall. Guy’s expression was like being squeezed hard on the balls. Probably there hasn’t been anyone that honest to him before, like… should he appreciate that or should he just fucking mope in dejection for the bitter realization about his own physique? Whatever man, but he got his shit ruined that day out of no reason at all.
And that kinda gave me an idea about this; a good source of unbiased third party opinion can always be good fun in this world full of lies and deception, you know? Something you can use to give delusional people a slap on the back of the head. Like this bitch here.
In this case, one can actually bring her out to lunch and suck it up to her by telling her how great looking she is. And then, once she gets into the cloud nine state, you crash a brick wall down onto her by bringing her into the radar of a slimming product promoter (can be traditional herb cream or those ass cinching undergarments… doesn’t matter). A big target like her will be an easy lock for the promoter, and she’ll be approached by the promoter to downsize her lardy ass. When that happens, slip out a stifled laugh or two in front of her - that’ll burn a hole deep into her self esteem and at the same time, do her a favor by waking her up - that she’s fucking fat and she needs a few tubs of those cream to rub it off.
How cool is that?
It’ll make a good farewell gift for any fat chick that’s leaving the company. Subtle yet, effective in conveying the message. I’m so gonna fucking to that to someone someday.
(btw, what do you guys think of my new banner?)
Desktop’s nifty, so’s your plan.
Evil bugger.
I like the older one better. More evil-looking
Pretty cool and so is your new banner
Love the shiny “ONLY 62% EVIL”…
Hate the gay red dots of “michaelooi.net”…
It’s harder to read……. and looks too flashy.
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The previous one look more evil la…. like 62%. This one more like 26% only.
But action speaks louder than words and your plan is 620% evil. Let us know when you’ve actually accomplished it!
Err… this is more civilised looking lerr…
This is an evil site… make it more evil lerr…. now look more “Matrix-ed”…
BTW nice article as always
Hmm new one is very 80’s videogame logo-ish, not really you leh, not evil enough.
looks like a motel signage…..
You guys are right, that new banner leans very heavily towards the remaining 38% good side of me. That is because I want to change my image… you know, being a family friendly kind of site and all? Fuck yeah.
the banner goes very well with this song:
~Searching for a destiny that’s mine
~there’s another place another time
~Touching many hearts along the way, yeah
~hoping that I’ll never have to say…
~It’s just an illusion, ooh ooh ahh… illusion…
mike, u r a serious chicken-piece-of-shit (CPOS) … but despite that, I do like the new banner.
“That is because I want to change my image… you know, being a family friendly kind of site and all? Fuck yeah.”
.. lmao.
the banner looks like a broadway backdrops… ;p
i like the old one better
or try enlarging the current banner it might look proportionately better.
the banner design style is so outdated. the old one really brings out the sense of evilness in you. moreover its red glowing effects is so apt in depicting your ego and your true self. :O)
dude.. the current banner just isn’t evil enough. use some gothic font or something. the current one’s too ‘disco’ like…
pls change bck to ur old one!! this looks so funny..make me want to laugh..hehe.. i think ‘nicevil’ is right, this new banner is a lil gayish xP
very “techy”. The design itself is pretty cool. But whether it fits your character/blog, hm…unless you’re serious about the family friendly site. LMAO.
Your current banner is too “geeky” and does not suit your blog’s mood at all. It feels as if something’s missing the moment I dropped by for a quick peek, and then I noticed that your banner is the culprit. Doh. the old one’s way better lar. Change what image? I love your blog just the way it was. Your current banner doesn’t fit in. Out of place dude. Hey, you asked so I’m just answering…
alright people, thanks for the feedbacks. It appears that none of you pubes know how to appreciate 80’s disco, save for a handful of old skool fossils like me - so, for the sake of not risking to have more of your kinds to curse me behind my back for such an eyesore (to them), I’ve reverted back to the slightly refined version of the original banner… until I can think of something that can be accepted by the general public. (refresh your browser if you still couldn’t see the change)
Yessss THE RED MICHAELOOI FOR PURE EVILLLL !!
Ah… this new banner is way much better than dotted ones… this is more evil!!!