I was given a task to investigate a certain failure on a notebook computer returned from a customer. Upon completion of the OS bootup, I was greeted with a password request screen.
“Fuck!” I yelled. I used to be able to crack Win2K and certain version of XP passwords with a program that was given to me by a friend. But not Vista. That was when I smack the keyboard hard yelling another ‘goddamn!’ to illustrate my frustration, and accidentally pressed the ‘Enter’ key in the process. Sensing the wrong password being entered, the OS popped a line of hint under the password entry box – “Password Hint : Greatest Gift From God”.
Greatest gift from God.
Well, hell, it couldn’t be that hard, could it? The person who’s capable to come up with such a wussy hint must be someone corny, so I adjusted my thoughts to think of the corniest answer there ever was – “love”.
So I typed “love”. It drew an incorrect password screen.
Hmmmm, he’s not that corny after all, I thought.
I typed “woman”. Incorrect password screen.
I made it plural – “women”. Incorrect password screen.
Seeing the picture of the dog there, I even typed “dog”, still incorrect.
Fuck, this is harder than I thought – I said. And I tried some more. This time, I tried to be honest with myself.
career
food
girl
girls
sex
breast
breasts
tits
pussy
vagina
I tried everything that was invented by God, but none came up as the right match. That was when I give up and made a phone call to IM’ed Ken, my colleague who was the one who gave me this case… and I got the answer finally – it was totally out of my scope.
But I ain’t gonna reveal it so easily here. I’ll let you guys guess yourself and see what you can come up with…
err…
“mydick”?,
“mydog”?
“internet”?
“playboy”?
Nothing at all?
Just enter.
or
the all famous password = password
FRIEND ?
The greatest gift…..from god…..hmm…..
I think I will put my name as the pw for that title..
“The gretest gift from god – Guaisaujai”
Sweet~~
You forgot the BIG-0 …. Orgasm
how could you?
try jesus… with or without capital letter~ :)
the password is money…. ya, u didn try money
is it gay??
oh….. i cant wait to know the password
it’s bitch??
Hmmm how abt
password is friendship
let’s see… ok,
none of you got it right. (we’re normal afterall)
MOM
is it ‘babies’??
1) electricity
2) internet
3) computer
4) windows
5) jessicaalba
ipod ?
mamma ?
television ?
microscope ?
aids ?
superman?
iceman ?
pacman ?
wait… … maybe
dog
life, talent or you?
Well, seeing as the display picture is of a dog and the password hint is “The Greatest Gift From God”. I’m guessing its the owner’s pet dog’s name?
Spot?
Spike?
Way too many to name..
I retract my previous statement. “The Greatest Gift From God” Either it’s the fact that the owner is all too aware that he/she is great or the fact that he used the password as a referral to his child/spouse’s name?
HAHA!
mother earth?
(a) happiness
(b) life
(c) wisdom
grandmother (like steve stifler, stupid american pie wtf)
foreskin
blowjob
clitoris
fingering
church
god
mother
pew
pastor
fuck
wtf
why
the
word
sequence
so
wrong
one?
Life?
Laptop?
Booze?
Erection?
Bible?
Christianity?
How about the owner’s own name?
Heck!!
LOL, i sure hope the laptop owner doesnt read ur blog!
izit:
mcdonalds
diaper
astro
cheesecake
cappuccino
mothernature
1utama
is it… life?
A person? Life? Earth? Mamak? Indomie Double tambah ayam goreng?
‘goddamnit’ or the various ways to spell it??
Another thought, could it be ‘dog’? (‘god’ –> ‘dog’)
Baby?
Children?
Darling?
Smile?
Laughter?
What can it be…everyone’s greatest gift is different!
aliens
Indomie Double tambah ayam goreng
LOL
bread =X
companion? hope? time?
food?
My guesses would be
1) the name of the person’s Golden Retriever puppy that’s on the wallpaper or
2) the client’s name…you know how some ppl act like they’re “God’s gift to [the opposite sex]” ?
My guess would be Michealooi.net
or myself
men ? mind? heaven? hell?
it’s definitely…
ME
or MUA, SAYA.. AKU.. HAMBA… ADINDA
Must be…
“Jesus Christ”
I am quite sure.
Ok screw that previous comment, I just re-read all the comments above and you have mentioned it was not the right answer, ahahhaah
Seeing the way this thing goes, I am surprised that nobody actually mentioned anything about their in-laws…
I spotted only ONE match up there. The miniscule punctuation lady got it. And even that, it was her final guess…
(my god’s greatest gift definitely have to be sex. Without sex, everything else dies)
jimmy choo
dior
gucci
prada
hahahah
siapa miniscule punctuation lady? me ah??
you mean, it was wisdom?
Yes, Paul, it’s “wisdom” alright. littleComma got it.
None of you got it because you all have different gods.
wisdom? god greatest gift is the mammary glands.
Hey mike, any porno in the PC? any chiobu pics? :P
The owner sounds like a bloody wuss.
oh littleComma = ‘miniscule punctuation’ lady
lol
DOG