koshtek II
I needed some sticky notes, but couldn’t find any on my desk. So I scoured about the office to borrow one, but there wasn’t anyone around… except Mojo Jojo - the were-simian that has 12 chromosomes fewer than a Down Syndrome patient, who also miraculously got an engineering degree from Ohio…
Me : “Dude, do you have some of those sticky notes that I can use?”
Mojo Jojo : “Errmmm, what’s that?”
Me : “You know, sticky notes - you write something on it and stick it all over the place. ‘Post-It’ notes, they call it.”
Mojo Jojo : “Ohhhh! Those!”
Me : [rolls eyes] “Yeah… those. Do you have any? I just need one.”
Mojo Jojo : “Errr, you mean koshtek, right?”
I was almost rendered speechless by his sheer stupidity. But I eventually yelled at him out of reflex…
Me : “Nooo you fucking retard! Sticky notes! Not koshtek!”
Mojo Jojo : [looking at me. puzzled.]
Me : “Nevermind…”
Apparently, he must have thought everything that sticks is called a koshtek. Fuckk!
I feel sad for his parents. If I am his father, I would have traded this motherfucking piece of shit with a box of Tic Tacs.
now i seriously doubt he got his degree from us. post-it notes = koshtek?
Ahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!! I TOLD you so! See Mike… You waste your obviously superior intellect on correcting cretins like Mojo… I told you he’ll never learn….
Omggg just call him Mojo Bodo hahaha.
I like how you called him a retard straight to his face.
Hahaha! DUH! GIve him a sanitary pad. Nah, strong koshtek.
Eh, long time no hear the word koshtek. Not koshtep meh?
How could somebody like that get hired into company x…but then i realised there are a lot of idiots in company x…sighh…
haha lmao!! how can you stand this mojo jojo man..
bongkersz - It could be that he was duped by the Americans for that fake degree (he’s stupid, remember?)
MT - Nope. He actually learnt something. He used to refer a tape dispenser as koshtek. Now he thinks everything that has a sticky surface is called koshtek. It’s still an improvement.
rindecious - The nick ‘Mojo Jojo’ was given by an ex-colleague of mine. I would have given him a much worser name.
primrose - He probably refer those as koshtek too… No shit.
christina - Yeah bebeh. It takes one in the same boat to actually understand how dire the storm is. They’re all over the fucking place man.
MOOt-lei - What do you suggest then? Kill him aa? (I’m working lar brader… what else can I do other than blogging about him and calling him names?)
koshtek sounds so offensive. i believe his IQ level is below average to have come up with such term.
okayyyyy…that koshtek really sounds like a bad combination of some anatomy parts.
so how did scotchtape bcome koshtek then bcome post it notes? mutation kao kao to the maximum!
Oh well… maybe koshtek for several things are easier for MojoJojo to remember. LMAO!
Anyway, I think down syndrom got extra chromosom not less chromosom ler…
He might have come up with koshtek due to many an incessant fap. Use your imagination.
What the fuck. Tic Tacs.
Of all things. Pffbbtt
Koshtek II: The return of Mojo jo!
LOL! I guess he is still haunted by that previous koshtek incident. Hopefully no more trilogy for Koshtek.
How to fix Mojo Jojo:
1) Step 1: buy a anti-barking shock collar (for training dogs) and a remote control.
2) Step 2: figure out some way to hack them so the collar will be activated by the remote.
3) Convince MJ it’s the latest fashion accessory and the “chicks dig it”.
4) “Koshtek.” ZAPPP!
ehhh! actually you can find one brand name for sanitary pad named ‘KOTEX’.
so, there is high possibility that mj going to call it koshtek as well!
xTr3me - I think I have asked him about his IQ before… You’ve got to dig around the archives dude
mott - It does. If you’re there, you might we’re gay dudes lashing out at each other about male genitalia.
lotsofcravings - That you have got to ask him … hahah
sniperberry - That’s how bad he is - he’s got half the required chromosomes to even be a Down Syndrome!
unladen swallow - Imagine him fapping? Oh god no. WHy would I do that?
dr. tan - Tic Tacs are expensive, that’s why.
mikelee - I hope so too. If he koshteks with me again, I’m gonna shove the next koshtek object down his throat.
xenobiologista - Might as well buy a cattle prod or a stun gun. Can go behind him anytime and stun the shit out of him - don’t have to wait till he koshteks
jusoh - Imagine if his girlfriend (if he has one) were to ask him buy her a box of Kotex - “Ohhhh koshtek?” - that’ll be fucking hilarious.
OMG. He sounds dumber than any average 5 year old kids. You sure he didn’t just BUY his degree from Ohio? No offense intended but hey, I heard it’s easier to buy a degree from USA!
What type of engineers are you guys anyway? Civil or electrical or what? If electrical you shouldn’t have any problem making your own cattle prod right.. ^_^
(also, just realized i posted my last comment as Xenobiologista…too many usernames, at least I’ve cut down to 2 now =P )
Nothing to say…just that this guy got potential to make me die laughing!!1