April 6, 2007

bitter memories : horny dude

*Kinda free at work this morning, so I decided to write a little…

There was a time when I used to be immaculate. A time far before the internet and porn. A time when I only know about soccer and being innocently mischievous… until I learnt ‘more’ about the world that one fateful afternoon.

It was after school at about noon, and as usual, I went over to the school field (which was opposite my school by the sea) to play soccer with my friends. It was like a daily routine for me whenever I had to wait for the school bus. But when I arrived there, I was quickly ushered to the edge of the volleyball court changing room building (which was just right next to the field) by this friend of mine (the same guy who showed me my first porn mag).

He whispered to me in a hushed tone :

Friend : [whisper] “Duuuuuude.. shhhh! Keep it down! There’s a guy at the back of that wall there jacking off! ahakss!”

Well, he actually quoted ‘pak chiu cheng‘, which is Hokkien for ‘wanking’.

Me : [whisper] “What the fuck?? He’s doing it on our field?? Why would he want to do that lah??”

I was innocent. Forgive me.

Friend : [whisper] “I don’t know man. Don’t ask me. Maybe he’s just sick or something.”

It was just a blank discussion. It really mattered not to us on why the guy did it. But for something like this to happen in our school compound, it’s already heck of an interesting phenomenon for the rest of the younger boys. The news then started to spread faster than a wildfire, and in the matter of seconds (it was really that fast), we had dozens of curious boys sneaking behind the wall… myself included, to peek at that psychotic horny dude jacking himself off under the hot sun.

The guy happened to be a middle aged bloke… still wearing a motorcycle helmet, sitting on the edge of the washing well (a place to wash our feet) and fervently working on his dick. He was pretty much in ‘control of the situation’ until I made that fake moan in falsetto voice…

Me : “Ooooohh ahhhhh oooooohhhh aahhhhh ooooh aaaahhh~~”

My prankish cry triggered 2 simultaneous reactions:

1) The guys catching for their breath for laughing too fucking hard, and
2) The wanker jolting up as if he was discovered by his mother-in-law porking the family dog.

I kinda half expected him to immediately pull his pants up and skedaddle, you know… but then surprisingly, he went on with his business. I guess he must be already ‘too far to go back’ in his fantasy, lest he’d spill his cum on his pants or something like that. And that kinda gave us more time to goad that guy up with more of our shenanigans.

Some of us howled like wolves, some followed suit with more creative orgasmic moan, some simply yelled “HOI!”. The jeering lasted for about 10 minutes (Now that I think of it, that was kinda long for a session of jackoff) before horny dude decided he had had enough, pulled up his pants and got the fuck out of there.

We had a good laugh and some of the kids even went to the site to survey if horny dude had actually ejaculated, which they later ascertained that he didn’t. He left the site clean, except for perhaps a few strands of pubic hair for the roaches as souvenirs.

Believe it man… there are a lot of sick people amongst us. (I meant the horny dude, not us innocent kids…).

michaelooi  | escapades  | 

11 Comments to “bitter memories : horny dude”

  1. anas says:

    hahah, i bet after leaving that place, he must have stopped at another secluded place to finish the job.

  2. sasha says:

    hahah this is a good one!but why guys want to look at another guy wanking?

  3. nicholas says:

    is his dick….or for that matter, his mind in good working order? how could anyone go jacking for 10 minutes with an audience of primary school boys? that is like so fucking michael jackson man

  4. john says:

    don’t really know which school u were from…but from the way u describe it…could it be you’re from SXI…or Hutchings?? hahaha..of cos i could be wrong

  5. Arsky says:

    s who’ll gather us during us freeperilol Curiosity ~ i had my first ever sex education in standard 3 …aged 9 to be exact in primary school lol ~ there’s this dude inclasods and talk about it lol ….

  6. Aaron Chua says:

    They were curious? lol~

  7. Maybe he was masturbating at you guys. You know, pedo.

  8. michaelooi says:

    anas – I don’t know, maybe he did… ahaks

    sasha – Schoolkids get curious at ANYTHING lah…

    nicholas – Now that you mentioned it, yeah… that was so Michael Jackson man… ewwhw

    john – Yes John. I was from St. Xaviers Institution. Go flip the 1993 mag and look for the name Michael Ooi… you’ll see my face there (complete with the Aaron Kwok mushroom-do).

    arsky – But dude, that was NOT sex… that was a self-inflicted sex stimulation… I don’t think your school teached you that…right?

    aaron – We’re curious alright…

    Unladen Swallow – Could very well be. But then, he could have ejaculated if that’s the case, right? I don’t know man. Like I said, I suddenly felt so fucking Michael Jackson-ed right now… ewwh

  9. arsky says:

    mic – lol no the schoolteacher definitely did not~ but that kid did haha ~ tho i didn’t actually try it ~ at that age still blur blur

  10. malcolmchoy says:

    ‘pak pui kee’ 10 minutes ar..damn long eh.

  11. einsamsoldat says:

    damn the description almost match my school or it is just a coincidence… :S

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