part of the payment
I would like to gauge your opinions, people. But before that, you’ll have to read the scenario below first…
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There was this guy - ‘Guy A’. He is a very nice and good looking person. (This is actually irrelevant to the story. Just thought some of you girls might want to know that).
One day, ‘Guy A’ called up Citibank to request for an annual fee waiver for his credit card, which he had owned since the dawn of civilizations. But instead of getting what he duly deserved (the credit card annual fee waiver, dumbass), he was made to wait on the phone for 10 over fucking minutes and was bluntly (and rudely) turned down by a quasi-retard female executive with speech impediment.
Feeling really unhappy with the service, ‘Guy A’ decided to fucking cancel the card instead and be done with it. But before he could do that, he would have to pony up the remaining balance he owe to that super-ungrateful bank. So he wrote a cheque that day. He signed it like it was his divorce paper… full of resentment and hate.
When he was tearing the cheque slip from the book, he suddenly had an itch inside one of his nostrils. Acting purely on reflex (not that he’s a slob or anything like that…), he shoved his index finger into that itching nostril and scratched zealously to relieve it. The itch eventually subsided, so he stopped scratching and took out his finger. But to his bedazzlement, out came along with his finger was a rather humongous piece of dried mucus (read: booger). It was so big that he swore he could feel its radioactive rays pricking on his skin.
Because it was still a tad moisty, that piece of booger kinda stuck on his finger. He rolled it a few times to remove the moisture and it gradually turned into a oddly shaped ball. He then tried to get rid of it by flicking it off the balcony, but that stubborn little shit just wouldn’t budge a millimeter from his finger. It appeared that it was not dry enough to be flicked off just yet. He would have to roll a little bit longer… but the radiation of that thing was really icking him a lot, so he had no choice but to go for the alternative disposition option - the ’smear process’.
‘Smear process’ is quite a simple maneuver - one would just have to make that sticky booger to stick on something else instead of his own finger through the process of smearing (eg. dustbin, wash basin, underneath your boss’ desk, colleague’s car)
He looked around for an object to smear on, but unfortunately, he could not find anything that he could use. And then he looked around somemore, and finally, he saw that cheque he wrote to Citibank a couple minutes ago… and the idea struck him - he smeared that sticky big ass booger to the back of the cheque, enclosed it as part of the payment inside an envelope and mailed it to Citibank.
End of story.
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Now, on the scale from 0% to 100%, I would like you to rate ‘Guy A’’s act in terms of evilness. With 100% as the most evil, and 0% as the least. And if you would like to also state your opinion about the whole thing, please be my guest.
*This actually occurred to someone I know and he just wanted to find out if this is a violation of the human decorum or something. Nothing serious… (in case you’re wondering, no, I’m not ‘Guy A’. Believe me. Really.)
great job man…
About 40% evil?? Or maybe less…
But 100% not hygienic… 70% retarded… I thought only primary kids play with mucus… Use the washroom la!!!
99% Evil.
The individual who will eventually open the booger filled envelope, is innocent.
That poor individual did nothing to offend the boogerman, and was just doing their job.
If I were him, I’d just think that I called on the wrong day, wrong time. The person was probably getting a lot of calls and was annoyed, it’s okay.
I’ll just call back later and see if I can get better service.
The 1% is left, because everyone has a little good in them.
50% zzz by the time it reaches citibank itwould be well dried up lol
if he’s evil and goodlookin *and smart lol he would had called and find out who that female clerk out or somethin and take it from there*
a couple of options
- talk her into giving him what he wants blablaa
-if she’s hot why not :p
-shat on that cheque and let it dry *i know it might be alil disgusting to handle* but the stinkiness stays !!
Guy A is 30% evil.
Try to imagine what people actually do with your roti canai. Guy A is not so bad afterall.
0% evilness. What? A guy gotta do what a guy gotta do. It’s better than smearing on his other half’s self/property and risking his wiggly being chopped and fed to a dog or even worst, ambiguously to himself.
you sure you’re not guy A? I was going to write 62% evil
Anyways, I’d probably rate that act as 0%. Fucking phone people, eh..waste time only..
I think that in addition to to the enclosed booger, guy A should also mail in a sample of his urine and a freshly used ass wipe. That should give the aforementioned bank the message that they are fulla shit.
In this competitive era, when every bank is fighting for customers by offering free cards and tons of free gifts, “ShittyBank” is driving away customers. Bloody smart asses they are.
I would say he is 62.25% evil….
malcolm - You meant, great job, guy A… ahaks
zhen - If picking nose is so not hygienic for retards like you, then what difference does it make if you do it at the washroom or anywhere else? Unless you meant to WASH OUR HANDS after handling boogers… but that’s not really what you said.
nicevil - ‘Booger filled’ envelope? It’s ok for someone to act like a consummate bitch just because they had a bad day? You’ve got to be shitting me dude. I don’t even want to counter you…
arsky - Guy A also happens to be someone who has plenty of shits going on. He wouldn’t do something as cheap as picking up a lispy skanky operator cunt… just to get a credit card waiver. Either he gets it, or he don’t.
wils0n - I hate to ask this but, do people usually ‘do something’ to our roti canai? Errrmmm whatever it is, I hope it is not sexual…
sniperberry - Yeah, I tend to agree with you. I don’t understand why people are still being so nice to banks after all the interests they charged us for our homeloans, hire-purchases, credit cards… and that stinking arrogance for us to contend with…
paul - So if I’m ‘Guy A’, it’s 62%… but if ‘Guy A’ is someone else, you’re gonna rate 0%? Why you so bias lah… kanineh you…
arkane - Ok, I’ll take note of that suggestion and propose it to ‘Guy A’… *cough*
nurseliew - Are you in any way affiliated to a humsup doctor called Dr.Liew Barney Shin Chan? If yes, would you kindly tell him that his blog was banned in Company X? Thank you.
i don’t think that’s evil, but quite generous, guy A is just paying up the remaininng balanace, with ‘extra interest’…hahaha
i think citibank deserves it.
hence its is negative 100% evil…
The hardest part is to believe that you’re not guy A because that really sounds like something you’d do on a day that you’re pissed
Well, sticking a piece of booger is quite evil. But i’ve read of a british dude who deposited some souvenirs into his complaint letter courtesy of his cat’s litter box.
Guy A is Lucifer reborn!!! LOL
Cheh.
it’s only 0.05% evil
I’ve done a lot worse
Dude, I’ve got to pity the cashier who opens the envelope. Who knows she might get a flu or something like that.
The female executive must be a n00b temp. 10 minutes to deny an annual fee waiver?! It only too me half a minutes to waive it, back when I was working in another charge card company.
Guy A should call back and speak with another employee. Then threaten to cancel the card… almost always works (if credit history is good).
I think its O% evil. Why? Because Guy A gave Citibank an incentive other than the cheque. That incentive is a present in form of that person’s self (booger represented)
Honestly, I have nothing to gauge the evilness against, since I’ve always been able to call up and get annual fee waiver on my credit/charge cards back home.
Except in Japan, Amex Japan can’t seem to do away with it - they fscking apologize and apologize and say there’s nothing they can do - which we all know it’s not true. Nvm, still on my first year free period on that card.
It really depends on who open the letter…
If it’s a very innocent & beautiful OL Citibank chick opening the letter, I would say that guy is 90% evil
If it’s a good looking guy opening, I would say it’s 1% evil… and Citibank deserves it.
0% evil for smearing
50% evil for claiming to be nice
100% evil for claiming to be good looking
Fulamak! Evil sial. Dude, I’m quite convinced its you, since this are quite the kind of things you do ahahahh.
Forgot rating. 54%
anas - So would you like to have that piece of ‘extra interest’, dear? I can always ask ‘Guy A’ for it… ahaks!
Pixie Sue - ‘Guy A’ asked me to tell you that he fucking loves you.
Silencers - Had ‘Guy A’ owned a friggin cat, he’d stick his cat’s booger on the back of the cheque too… no shit.
Bonnie_Clyde - So that’s like, 1000% or what?
Shar - Let me guess, you mailed them your used sanitary napkin?
iamyuanwu - Well, ‘Guy A’ told me he has good credit history and that was the second time he called. So it was like, the last straw or something for him.
chris - That sounded so damn romantic, isn’t it? ‘Give a piece of me to a girl’. Who would have thought that it would be a piece of booger… hahah
auyong - I have Amex too. They’re good, but expensive to maintain…
TiBuN - Hey cucumber, don’t be so bias can or not?
Kah Chun - So in order to be 100% good, one will have to admit that he/she’s fucking ugly? That makes sense. That’s why people say I’m evil… now I start to see the link…
Dr.Tan - Trust me dude, it’s not me. Really.
I’d rate that 0% evil. btw, fuck citibank for doing tat to him. well, he’s just giving a piece of his..err, nose to citibank for poor customer service.
79.8% evil. It would have been 100% if he had also sneezed on the cheque and farted on the envelope.
You said :
“‘Booger filled’ envelope? It’s ok for someone to act like a consummate bitch just because they had a bad day? You’ve got to be shitting me dude. I don’t even want to counter you…”
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It’s ok for someone to act like a nose-picking-berserker just because they had a bad day from citibank? I shit you not.
No…no I am not affiliated with any humsup Dr. BTW I’m Los Angeles base and I am also Penangkia…
its 62% evil, because I think its you.
no laaaa…..sanitary napkins mail directly to them damn obvious right? I cannot post here what I have done, it’s too evil.
xTr3me - Those guys probably don’t even know it’s a booger. ‘Guy A’ said, he hope someone would accidentally ingest it or somethign
Din - Ziploc bag. You need a ziploc bag to contain a fart. Let me write this down for ‘Guy A’. Thanks for the suggestion.
NicEvil - “It’s ok for someone to act like a nose-picking-berserker just because they had a bad day from citibank?”
Errrmmm YES? Read the comments already, dude (I hope you can read). DUHHH
nurseliew - You mean Penang charbor? Coz it wouldn’t be right if you’re a ‘kia’ and you call yourself a nurse… ahaks
malaysiakini - I think Justin Timberlake is Michael Jackson too. But that doesn’t mean it’s true…
Shar - You sent them your pubic hair? Used underwear? Your dried nipple discharge? Cmonnn… tell us about it.
you wrote:
“So would you like to have that piece of ‘extra interest’, dear? I can always ask ‘Guy A’ for it… ahaks!”
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hahaha no thanks, i got my own ‘extra interest’…
mike… I’ve never paid for my Amex annual fee since I got it… and it was my first credit/charge card. Don’t get squeezed man… ask for the waiver everytime they appear on your statement. Normally I’d call a month before my annual membership is due, and they’ll tell me to call back once I see it on my statement and they’ll see what they can do about it
I’d say 60% evil.
90% evil if he’d smear shit residue over the back of the envelope.
100% EVIL if it still smells by the time it reaches ShittyBank. ;D
anas - ‘Guy A’ said it’s your loss, because his booger is different.
auyong - I never paid for my Amex annual fee either. In fact, I got a lifetime waiver for my Amex… ahaks (you got squeezed man). But then, what I meant by ‘expensive to maintain’ was the interest imposed on your accrued balance - I’m sure you know what I’m talking about.
azizi - You have this special thing for shits do ya? heheh
michaelooi - of course la, it’s a charge card. Which makes no difference to me since all my cards are now paid in full every month. I’m only collecting miles and getting buyer protection on my purchases with it
Though I’d avoid Citibank, wouldn’t even wanna go near them. No idea how much dried boogers they’ve been touching :p
I like your answer to Paul. Neh, can smear Million’s shit on the back of cheque. I can send it in an envelope. Hehe. 62% lerrrr…
wah hahaha… don’t tell me ur gonna vote that fella into some L’OREAL’s Mr. nice guy or something like that??
what ever nice guy or not just vote him in; if he really got a nice face he’ll surely win… then split the money XD
since young we’re taught that ‘the kind and innocent’ heroes are always good looking
The ‘evil and this planet belongs only to me’ villians? they r always soooo ugly….
conclusion: blame the story writters
definitely 0% for the whole thing.
Evil = 0.05 % as he din intend to do that, just an accidental gift.. which people don’t want (imagine if I include a parcel with a rotten egg inside.. but I didn’t mean to give you , how would you rate my evilness?)
Laziness = 100% yo dude, he can just get his ass up to the loo to dispose his artwork afterall..
Syiokness= 100% as he’s really at the peak of his climax screwing his nostril just like hmm.. hmm..screwing some other holes..
heh, I’m 62% sure its you. after all just under ur header - michaelooi.net it says 62% evil . so i have a 62% conviction that its u …
If picking your nose and smearing it over a check towards an innocent unknown individual is OKAY, then was the piss in your coffee served by that intern OKAY ?
auyong - Yeah, Citifucks. See the some of the comments up there… we’ve got animal shits and stuffs… eewwwwh
primrose - Probably mail in Million’s cum as well? (FYI people, Million is her dog…)
nic - You on drugs dude? Coz I can’t get what you meant (maybe I was on drug)
carpethair - Yeah, I think so too buddy
eevet - Lazy? Do you know that it takes much more work to mail a cheque than to dispose a piece of booger at the loo?
t0ts - I’m not him dude, trust me… really…
nicevil - No, you got it all wrong. You see, the intern (or whoever that handles the cheque)… are NOT SUPPOSE to EAT the cheque, or the booger….. But if you were to say ‘piss into my cup of coffee’ (which I’m supposed to drink), that’ll simply be plain irrational. See my point?
You should really learn how think man… you’re like… totally out of context or something…
alright guys, thanks for all the ratings. I’m sure ‘Guy A’ will be delighted to know that he’s still a civic minded human after all…
I sent back a comment card to a hotel that gave me shitty treatment. I dipped some parts of the card with some nice wee wee compliments of my belated dog, unoriginally named Blackie. Just splash, wipe off excess from the card and put it in sealed envelope. That’ll teach them to EVER call me a mat salleh celup.
Nescafe Espressoooo