Comments on: bluffing blimp http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/ only 62% evil Wed, 18 Jan 2012 11:50:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: megabigblur http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/comment-page-1/#comment-9712 megabigblur Sat, 10 Mar 2007 15:01:23 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/#comment-9712 You know what? Marie France and all those other slimming salons are just a big conspiracy to keep fat women fat and depressed. 'Cos if their techniques really worked, they'd be out of clients. Check out Jocelyn Yik's great comic on the subject <a href="http://slimderella.bobbin-comic.com/01.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>. You know what? Marie France and all those other slimming salons are just a big conspiracy to keep fat women fat and depressed. ‘Cos if their techniques really worked, they’d be out of clients.

Check out Jocelyn Yik’s great comic on the subject here.

]]> By: "maemee" http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/comment-page-1/#comment-9704 "maemee" Thu, 08 Mar 2007 15:57:04 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/#comment-9704 hmmmm... maybe she's in some form of delusion or is in denial u know... the fact that she still wears tight fitting clothes albeit exposing her lurrrveee handles go to show that she still thinks she's a chicko! but clearly (from what u described), she's a whale! so ya... i'm inclined to think that she's a little bit psycho... n the marie france she talked about... maybe it's mary france (MARY) hehehehe, some dunno what slimming center... hmmmm… maybe she’s in some form of delusion or is in denial u know… the fact that she still wears tight fitting clothes albeit exposing her lurrrveee handles go to show that she still thinks she’s a chicko! but clearly (from what u described), she’s a whale! so ya… i’m inclined to think that she’s a little bit psycho… n the marie france she talked about… maybe it’s mary france (MARY) hehehehe, some dunno what slimming center…

]]> By: Adrian http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/comment-page-1/#comment-9703 Adrian Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:46:04 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/#comment-9703 The gym thing reminds me of the Fitness encounter I had [<a href="http://adrianang.net/2006/11/24/fitness/" rel="nofollow">here</a>]. Of course, there were some boys who acted like they were damn strong and there were some fat chicks jumping up and down, vibrating the whole floor and their flaps were bouncing on and off. But it was more of the "harassment" I got from homosexual. The gym thing reminds me of the Fitness encounter I had [here]. Of course, there were some boys who acted like they were damn strong and there were some fat chicks jumping up and down, vibrating the whole floor and their flaps were bouncing on and off. But it was more of the “harassment” I got from homosexual.

]]> By: MT http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/comment-page-1/#comment-9702 MT Wed, 07 Mar 2007 17:16:12 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/#comment-9702 Hahaha! Reading your entry about your "barbarian" experience reminded me a similar experience of mine. There were a bunch of Middle Eastern twits in the gym I used to go to. they fit 100% into the typical sterotype; hairy, talked loudly, arrogant and most of all, DAMN SMELLY! These arrogant fuckers liked to strut around the gym and act like they were all dat. One day, their leader, who we all called "Idol" wanted to use the leg press machine. I was there before him but he was still huffing and puffing. I didn't car and went ahead. First warmed up with 110lbs. He was snickering. I'm sure he thought "Cheh! That's all this fella can lift." Then I went to the proper load of 190lbs. Finished it off with three 220lbs pushes. The fella's face was priceless! He was not to be outdone! He sat on the machine, put 250 lbs (to outdo me) and let the safety pin go... He was stuck in the machine until one of his camel jockey friends came to help him... Hahahahaha!!!!! Hahaha! Reading your entry about your “barbarian” experience reminded me a similar experience of mine. There were a bunch of Middle Eastern twits in the gym I used to go to. they fit 100% into the typical sterotype; hairy, talked loudly, arrogant and most of all, DAMN SMELLY!

These arrogant fuckers liked to strut around the gym and act like they were all dat. One day, their leader, who we all called “Idol” wanted to use the leg press machine. I was there before him but he was still huffing and puffing. I didn’t car and went ahead. First warmed up with 110lbs. He was snickering. I’m sure he thought “Cheh! That’s all this fella can lift.”

Then I went to the proper load of 190lbs. Finished it off with three 220lbs pushes. The fella’s face was priceless! He was not to be outdone! He sat on the machine, put 250 lbs (to outdo me) and let the safety pin go…

He was stuck in the machine until one of his camel jockey friends came to help him… Hahahahaha!!!!!

]]> By: michaelooi http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/comment-page-1/#comment-9700 michaelooi Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:46:45 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/#comment-9700 MT - Ermmm eerrrrr... ehehhh... I joined a gym once ... a couple years ago... been there only like, 2 times... ahaks. My excuse? I'm fucking lazy and I'm peeved with those <a href="http://www.michaelooi.net/2004/03/11/experience-at-a-gymnasium/" rel="nofollow">beefcakes showing off</a> man... o_O alright, I joined the gym to ease my Plica Syndrome (no, it's not a form of retardation... read more about it <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plica_Syndrome" rel="nofollow">here</a>). That was also why I went for physiotherapy for a period of time, which I've first blogged about <a href="http://www.michaelooi.net/2003/11/22/knee-checkup/" rel="nofollow">here</a>. MT – Ermmm eerrrrr… ehehhh… I joined a gym once … a couple years ago… been there only like, 2 times… ahaks. My excuse? I’m fucking lazy and I’m peeved with those beefcakes showing off man… o_O

alright, I joined the gym to ease my Plica Syndrome (no, it’s not a form of retardation… read more about it here). That was also why I went for physiotherapy for a period of time, which I’ve first blogged about here.

]]> By: MT http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/comment-page-1/#comment-9699 MT Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:36:58 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/#comment-9699 Mike, I know its CGI... But what I'm saying is the impact those ads are making... It makes normal people think its almost a sin to be not one hundred percent pucat white... So they rush out there and buy all those whitening creams and rubbish... I've personally seen people coming to my uncle's dermatology clinic with burned and discoloured skin as a result of the bleach found in whitening creams! Anyhoooo... this story kinda reminds me of another funny/ weird thing that people do; join a stylo mylo gym and never attend! When you ask them "You in a gym ah?" they will say "Yes! I joined FF and I have a full Passport" or whatever... but if you ask them "How many times workout a week?" they say "Oh I dont go. Have no time la." Cibettttttttt..... Join gym for what then?! Mike, I know its CGI… But what I’m saying is the impact those ads are making… It makes normal people think its almost a sin to be not one hundred percent pucat white… So they rush out there and buy all those whitening creams and rubbish… I’ve personally seen people coming to my uncle’s dermatology clinic with burned and discoloured skin as a result of the bleach found in whitening creams!

Anyhoooo… this story kinda reminds me of another funny/ weird thing that people do; join a stylo mylo gym and never attend! When you ask them “You in a gym ah?” they will say “Yes! I joined FF and I have a full Passport” or whatever… but if you ask them “How many times workout a week?” they say “Oh I dont go. Have no time la.”

Cibettttttttt….. Join gym for what then?!

]]> By: michaelooi http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/comment-page-1/#comment-9695 michaelooi Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:37:33 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/#comment-9695 arkane - It's the mentality dude. You can ban the ads, but they'd still pick the bad vibes anywhere else if they can't think straight themselves. arsky - Like I've said before, I have no issue of people being fat. But I have issues of fat people who thinks they're hot... MT - Oh the SKII ad eh? Those are just special effects... Hell, if they can use a computer to make dinosaurs walk on TV, they can of course fucking make a black man white without cosmetic surgery... It's a gyp to rip money off gullible chicks... we all know that. anas - Some people tried waaaayyy too hard to look hot, that it actually gives out an opposite effect. Ugghhhh feizal - Snooker table legs ain't that bad. Feihai's leg looked like a really big beetle larvae growing out of her ass. It's so fucking revolting man bonnie_clyde - Yeah, that's why everyone's talking about her stupidity. Paying 20K to buy the virtual confidence, nothing else. arkane – It’s the mentality dude. You can ban the ads, but they’d still pick the bad vibes anywhere else if they can’t think straight themselves.

arsky – Like I’ve said before, I have no issue of people being fat. But I have issues of fat people who thinks they’re hot…

MT – Oh the SKII ad eh? Those are just special effects… Hell, if they can use a computer to make dinosaurs walk on TV, they can of course fucking make a black man white without cosmetic surgery… It’s a gyp to rip money off gullible chicks… we all know that.

anas – Some people tried waaaayyy too hard to look hot, that it actually gives out an opposite effect. Ugghhhh

feizal – Snooker table legs ain’t that bad. Feihai’s leg looked like a really big beetle larvae growing out of her ass. It’s so fucking revolting man

bonnie_clyde – Yeah, that’s why everyone’s talking about her stupidity. Paying 20K to buy the virtual confidence, nothing else.

]]> By: Bonnie_Clyde http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/comment-page-1/#comment-9698 Bonnie_Clyde Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:34:16 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/#comment-9698 Even Marie France advise their clients to have a healthy, balanced diet and exercise. There is only so much slimming machines can 'aid' you to loose weight. But sadly, everyone think by paying 20K, they can eat like a pig and look great... NOT! Even Marie France advise their clients to have a healthy, balanced diet and exercise. There is only so much slimming machines can ‘aid’ you to loose weight. But sadly, everyone think by paying 20K, they can eat like a pig and look great… NOT!

]]> By: feizal http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/comment-page-1/#comment-9697 feizal Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:03:41 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/#comment-9697 I have one working in my office. A whale who wears nothing but mini skirts day to day. Her legs are similar to the legs of a snooker table. I get nightmares! I have one working in my office. A whale who wears nothing but mini skirts day to day. Her legs are similar to the legs of a snooker table.

I get nightmares!

]]> By: anas http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/comment-page-1/#comment-9694 anas Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:45:23 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2007/03/06/bluffing-blimp/#comment-9694 it would be easier for these people to live their lives if they accept what they are, then other people won't be disgusted...there's nothing wrong in trying to look your best, but please try to match your outfits with your body style...hehe my friends and i always find amusement at people who are trying too hard to look hot, regardless of their body size and shape... it would be easier for these people to live their lives if they accept what they are, then other people won’t be disgusted…there’s nothing wrong in trying to look your best, but please try to match your outfits with your body style…hehe my friends and i always find amusement at people who are trying too hard to look hot, regardless of their body size and shape…

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