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February 16, 2007

Out of Office for CNY

My out of office message :

Hi, thank you for your email. I’m sorry to inform you that the person that you’re trying to reach, Michael Ooi, is currently out of office… and will remain so from 17 Feb 2007 to 25 Feb 2007 (GMT +8) - on a mission to distribute humanitarian aids to the young & needy (in the form of monetary gifts pre-packed in red glossy envelopes) and participating late night conferences with his board of directors to discuss about world hunger.

During his absence, he will have no access to the company email and network - and his response will be delayed.

If you have anything extraordinarily urgent that needs immediate attention, you may contact following individuals for assistance :

[email address #1]
[email address #2]
[email address #3]

Thanks, and sorry for the inconveniences.
Michael Ooi’s email management robot.

Hhyeah, we’re gonna so intensely discuss about world hunger… fuck yeah.

You people have a good and happy Chinese New Year. And don’t drive like a pig.

#  | michaelooi | frolic | 

22 comments: “Out of Office for CNY”


  • Happy Chinese New Year to you and family!

    #  | surfnux  | February 16th, 2007, 10:29 am

  • Happy chinese new year Michael. Have a wonderfull drinking session man.

    #  | humphrey  | February 16th, 2007, 10:39 am

  • Happy Chinese New Year Michael! Don’t drink and drive. :)

    #  | mikelee  | February 16th, 2007, 11:03 am

  • Hahaha.. this is hilarious!!

    #  | Jason  | February 16th, 2007, 11:08 am

  • Gong Xi Fa Cai!!! :)

    #  | titoki  | February 16th, 2007, 11:25 am

  • How about blogging ? Any auto out of blog replies ?

    #  | Arkane  | February 16th, 2007, 1:08 pm

  • Happy New Year dude.

    May Regine have a little sibling in the year of the hog.

    #  | Dr. Tan  | February 16th, 2007, 1:22 pm

  • arkane - I’m still around. I’ll write something when I feel it coming.

    DrTan - Errmm, not planning to have another but, we’ll still be making out like rabbits, thanks.

    #  | michaelooi  | February 16th, 2007, 2:18 pm

  • So you gonna nuke some 3rd nation to resolve the hunger problem? ;)

    #  | moo_t  | February 16th, 2007, 2:47 pm

  • Happy Chinese New Year dude. May you and your family have a prosperous and healthy life.

    #  | Adrian  | February 16th, 2007, 3:47 pm

  • Mike, gimme your home address. I want to come knocking for an angpow. :-)

    #  | Din  | February 16th, 2007, 9:28 pm

  • Gong Xi Fa Da Da Cai :) Pig out time…

    #  | tyra  | February 17th, 2007, 8:25 am

  • wishing u and ur family a happy and prosperous chinese new year.

    #  | malcolmchoy  | February 17th, 2007, 3:49 pm

  • Bradder, for year 2007, I wishes you Dragon Horse Sperm God!!!

    #  | inevitable  | February 17th, 2007, 8:30 pm

  • gong xi far cai !! May your family and your little kiddo have a blessed year of the Boar

    #  | pikey  | February 18th, 2007, 1:02 am

  • Can stuff ourselves like pigs or not? *snort snort*

    #  | Primrose  | February 18th, 2007, 2:29 pm

  • *throws pineapples*

    Ong lai! Ong lai!

    #  | Silencers  | February 18th, 2007, 5:14 pm

  • I’m pleased to note that I’m still one of those young & needy people. Send one by DHL where I am, eh Mike? ;)

    #  | Unladen Swallow  | February 20th, 2007, 1:55 pm

  • Happy Oink-Oink New Year to you and your family!!!!

    #  | Angeleyes  | February 21st, 2007, 2:33 am

  • Happy new year bro.

    #  | ShaolinTiger  | February 21st, 2007, 12:22 pm

  • Happy New Year Michael!!!

    #  | Amie Lee  | February 23rd, 2007, 11:44 am

  • hai hai late wishing, sorry sorry…..Giong Hee Giong Hee….

    #  | 100  | February 24th, 2007, 10:59 am