February 16, 2007

Out of Office for CNY

My out of office message :

Hi, thank you for your email. I’m sorry to inform you that the person that you’re trying to reach, Michael Ooi, is currently out of office… and will remain so from 17 Feb 2007 to 25 Feb 2007 (GMT +8) – on a mission to distribute humanitarian aids to the young & needy (in the form of monetary gifts pre-packed in red glossy envelopes) and participating late night conferences with his board of directors to discuss about world hunger.

During his absence, he will have no access to the company email and network – and his response will be delayed.

If you have anything extraordinarily urgent that needs immediate attention, you may contact following individuals for assistance :

[email address #1]
[email address #2]
[email address #3]

Thanks, and sorry for the inconveniences.
Michael Ooi’s email management robot.

Hhyeah, we’re gonna so intensely discuss about world hunger… fuck yeah.

You people have a good and happy Chinese New Year. And don’t drive like a pig.

michaelooi  | work shit  | 

22 Comments to “Out of Office for CNY”

  1. surfnux says:

    Happy Chinese New Year to you and family!

  2. humphrey says:

    Happy chinese new year Michael. Have a wonderfull drinking session man.

  3. mikelee says:

    Happy Chinese New Year Michael! Don’t drink and drive. :)

  4. Jason says:

    Hahaha.. this is hilarious!!

  5. titoki says:

    Gong Xi Fa Cai!!! :)

  6. Arkane says:

    How about blogging ? Any auto out of blog replies ?

  7. Dr. Tan says:

    Happy New Year dude.

    May Regine have a little sibling in the year of the hog.

  8. michaelooi says:

    arkane – I’m still around. I’ll write something when I feel it coming.

    DrTan – Errmm, not planning to have another but, we’ll still be making out like rabbits, thanks.

  9. moo_t says:

    So you gonna nuke some 3rd nation to resolve the hunger problem? ;)

  10. Adrian says:

    Happy Chinese New Year dude. May you and your family have a prosperous and healthy life.

  11. Din says:

    Mike, gimme your home address. I want to come knocking for an angpow. :-)

  12. tyra says:

    Gong Xi Fa Da Da Cai :) Pig out time…

  13. malcolmchoy says:

    wishing u and ur family a happy and prosperous chinese new year.

  14. inevitable says:

    Bradder, for year 2007, I wishes you Dragon Horse Sperm God!!!

  15. pikey says:

    gong xi far cai !! May your family and your little kiddo have a blessed year of the Boar

  16. Primrose says:

    Can stuff ourselves like pigs or not? *snort snort*

  17. Silencers says:

    *throws pineapples*

    Ong lai! Ong lai!

  18. I’m pleased to note that I’m still one of those young & needy people. Send one by DHL where I am, eh Mike? ;)

  19. Angeleyes says:

    Happy Oink-Oink New Year to you and your family!!!!

  20. ShaolinTiger says:

    Happy new year bro.

  21. Amie Lee says:

    Happy New Year Michael!!!

  22. 100 says:

    hai hai late wishing, sorry sorry…..Giong Hee Giong Hee….

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