February 5, 2007

UFO, boss and Elliot

I overheard Elliot telling the boss that he saw a UFO (or something like that) just now. (he also added stuffs like karma, and all those zen shits in it. Didn’t quite get the whole detail)

I was like… oh my fucking god!! Who the fuck tells his boss about stuff like that? Like, of all people, your bosss?? Really?? maaaaannnnnn you’ve got to be fucking shitting me!

Believing in UFO is one thing, but with whom you share that belief with… is another. Oh my fucking god really… I’m so absofuckinglutely stupefied right fucking now.

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12 Comments to “UFO, boss and Elliot”

  1. anas says:

    hahaha, at least you have some form of entertainment in the office…keeps the stress level down. no?

  2. noname says:

    hmmm…that’s interesting. it’s good to have people like these in the workplace. to remind us of the do’s and dont’s…if you need one…hahaha

  3. JOY says:

    http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2007/02/open_challenge.php

    Hey Mike, there is this challenge to Penang Bloggers posted by Kenny Sia. Check it out and see if u want to be challenged!!

  4. Shar says:

    I can imagine myself talking to my boss abt thos whore i met who has herpes …..and proceed to describe how her coochie looks like. Seriously, someone shld castrate Elliot.

  5. michaelooi says:

    anas – True also ler. Without them, I’d probably have 30% less topics to blog about. My message to Elliot : Stupid on!

    noname – In a way, people like him makes people like me look very smart. Very, very, smart.

    Joy – Ahaks, but no thanks darling. It’s for us Penangite (l33t) to know (where all the good food are), and you people to find out.

    shar – You met whores with herpes? Where have you been lah?

  6. Shar says:

    Company XYZ. They have lotsa whores with herpes. how do I know? Well, they are all sleeping ard to get promoted and the male managers here absolutely LOVES Thailand.

  7. deriku says:

    isn’t ‘elliot’ the kid from E.T.? no wonder he’s paranoid with UFOs…

  8. Natasha says:

    one word for all Elliot has done : WTF -_-

  9. krammy says:

    hi. i was just reading through your blog, and the number of stupid people you work with makes me wonder how intelligent you are. from my past experiences, i have noticed that employers either have high or low standards in terms of employee intelligence. they rarely mix and match intelligent employees with stupid ones.

    kindly elaborate further on this.

    thank you.

  10. michaelooi says:

    from my past experiences, i have noticed that employers either have high or low standards in terms of employee intelligence. they rarely mix and match intelligent employees with stupid ones.

    krammy – Oh don’t worry if I’m really intelligent. I’m not. If I am, I would have been a professor or scientist of somekind. ;-)
    However, to answer your question, here’s something to fuel your thinking a bit (that’s some experience you got there…) :

    - I was hired 10 years ago
    - my superior was hired a few years later.
    - who then hired more employees, which consisted some of the not very bright kinds…
    - I blogged about it today.

  11. anas says:

    nice one, michael.

    u need at lintelligent employees to guide/supervise not so intelligent employees. like, an engineer to guide technicians.

  12. Silencers says:

    UFO – Ugly Fat Objects?

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