January 17, 2007

a dick short of a wanker

Me: “Hey man, have you ever taken an IQ test before?”

Mojo Jojo: “…Huh?”

Me: “I was wondering how much you would actually score if you were to take the test.”

Mojo Jojo: “Why?”

Me: “Coz you’re the most fucking stupid creature I’ve ever met in my working life.”

Mojo Jojo: “… … …”

I may have crossed the border of being what people would refer as ‘adequately social’. I was very mean, I know. But it’s for his own good. I thought the insult might perk him up a little and get him running, you know… I don’t really need him to like me. I just want him to spare me from anymore unnecessary troubles at work by being less stupid.

The following afternoon after I complimented his rock bottom intelligence, he came to me with a computer motherboard… his finger pointing at its memory slot,

Mojo Jojo: “Michael, is this a heatsink?”

[Oh I'm sure you guys know what's a 'heatsink'. If you don't, go find the nearest toilet bowl, put your head into it and flush.]

Me: “What??”

Mojo Jojo: “Errr… is this a heatsink?” [point point at memory slot]

Me: “What do you think man? Does this look like a heatsink to you?? You seen a plastic heatsink before??”

Mojo Jojo: “… … …”

Me: “That’s a MEMORY SLOT you retard! What the fuck is wrong with you??”

Mojo Jojo: “eheks…eheks… I thought it was a heatsink…”

Me: “And yet you call yourself an engineer?? FUCKKKK!”

Mojo Jojo: “eheks…”

Me: “Dude you better go read up some stuffs on the internet to fill up your empty brain! Hell, do you even know how to surf??”

Mojo Jojo: “Yes I know, thanks for the advice”

Mein Gott Im Himmel!! Now you know why I can be so feisty sometimes…

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17 comments: “a dick short of a wanker”


  • seremban engineer
    January 17th, 2007, 12:35 am | #

    No Kidding, there are many similar creatures in my company. A 35 yrs old Senior Test Engineer asking me how to search info using google. A UKM graduate (E&E) asked how to differentiate the Ground, Life and Neutral. A UPM graduate (Computer Engineering) couldnt differentiate the SCSI and parallel port. Strictly speaking, I dont know what these kind of fucking engineers know about.


  • January 17th, 2007, 6:32 am | #

    Geez, Mike. I haven’t heard anbyone say ‘Mein Gott Im Himmel’ for ages.


  • ahmog
    January 17th, 2007, 9:05 am | #

    Next time Mojo asks another stupid question, direct him to ask another engineer .. sooner or later he would have no face because everybody knows how useless Mojo is..


  • ahmog
    January 17th, 2007, 9:23 am | #

    How did Mojo get into your department is such stupid questions are asked?


  • Arkane
    January 17th, 2007, 10:24 am | #

    Try to beat this. I have a manager from my engineering / R and D department asking me what does CMOS stand for.


  • January 17th, 2007, 1:14 pm | #

    seremban engineer - Paper engineer. They only have the qualifications, but not the knowledge. I weep for our nation man…

    silencers - Well now you have. ;-)

    ahmog - Frankly speaking, I have no idea why was he hired. My best guess is, to make everyone look a lot more smarter? *shrugs*

    arkane - Wow, classic. R&D manager somemore. Dude, email me your company name. I’ll refrain from buying anything that has something to do with your company.


  • eric shieh
    January 17th, 2007, 1:43 pm | #

    I’m in consumer sales & am not technically-inclined. Maybe I can look for seremban engineer or michael if I ever want to venture in engineering career cos I know what a heatsink look like or rewire a plug or get the right port or go google for it. Can ah? I can handle toilet flush mechanism too.


  • Arkane
    January 17th, 2007, 2:45 pm | #

    hehehe. mike, tak boleh lah. For the same reason that you can’t reveal company X’s name, i also can’t reveal company Y’s name, lest I be charged with high treason.


  • January 17th, 2007, 6:32 pm | #

    It’s not about the company x or company y. We ALL face the same fucking problem.

    A mechanical engineer me asked that day, “Why does this nail look so funny?”

    Because, you fucking idiot, that is not a nail. Its a fucking RIVET.


  • January 17th, 2007, 8:04 pm | #

    eric - Sure, why not dude? If you know how to play golf, you can even be my boss!

    arkane - If they want to charge you high treason, they don’t need you to reveal Company Y’s name to do it man, trust me…

    vincent - I wonder what’s next… a male porn star asking what’s that funny looking tongue jutting out of that girl’s pee pee?


  • January 17th, 2007, 11:44 pm | #

    Whoah….you can be a good boss.


  • January 18th, 2007, 2:47 am | #

    I think this would be very funny if you do a cartoon strip about this…;)


  • arboon!
    January 18th, 2007, 2:19 pm | #

    reminds me of dilbert…


  • January 18th, 2007, 6:09 pm | #

    If you work in any engineering line shit like this happens.

    The stupidity of people is astounding sometimes.


  • doc
    January 18th, 2007, 6:57 pm | #

    *holding a piece of excised tissue* “Is this the appendix?”

    “No!!! That’s her ovary you moron!!!”


  • January 18th, 2007, 8:15 pm | #

    can’t imagine that happening doc.. duh.. haha~!


  • EinsamSoldat
    January 21st, 2007, 10:38 am | #

    It is only me thinking or it is a known conspiracy for company X to hire ignorant-dumb-fuck ?