Some girls can be real fake, do you know that? Fake eyelashes, fake complexion, fake designer clothes, fake catwalk gait, fake English fucking accent. Yeah, there’s a visitor at our lab today who has all that. Fake everything. From the way her fucking stiff face looked (from the excessively thick foundation and powder), she could probably fake an orgasm too. Had to fake it cause her hardware must be too worn out mating with giant carrots and firewoods.
And then, as if her tragic outlook couldn’t fake enough lights out of herself, she had to fake her wits somemore - asking incoherent questions and making ‘feel-smart’ expressions…
“Hmmmm”. “Okaieeeyyyy”. “Intereshtinggg”.
Yeah, I suppose that’s intelligent. Probably need a degree to do that.
Really, I don’t understand people like her. Why the fake accent? Why the hypocrisy? To whore for attention? Well, she got my attention alright… the adverse kind. And I hope she would attract a lot of attention from poisonous snakes too, she definitely needs a few poisonous bites on her nether region.
[Maybe it wouldn't have been that bad if she were to just streak through the Company X carpark distributing free condoms. I'd probably think she's just a mental with a good cause, rather than this.]
Wow… i like tis entry alot. U have been a sarcastic pig in yor blog but i gotta agree wit tis entry. I hate ppl wit fake accents
Luckily she didn’t come out with the Mr Burns expression from Simpsons.
“Excellenttttt!!”
I think all this thick makeups are just to impress people or she wants to be noticed. However, it doesn’t impress you in a good way. LOL!
PinkyBrain - A pig’s pink. Make no mistake of that.
But thanks for liking this entry.
mike - She can just walk herself into a wall or something, it would have had the same effect.
Is she an overseas grad? Was she speaking to Ang Moh’s? For example, when I speak to Ang Moh’s, I have to speak with an American accent or they don’t understand or Malaysian English. But if she is not born or raised overseas and speak with a fake accent with locals, then yes, she is showing off. Anyway, you know some overseas grad said they can’t lose their English/American/Aussie accent etc when they come home hence they have to speak with a slang, they are lying. I can switch back and forth without any effort.
By the way, any fake boobs, lips, or butt that you noticed? LOL.
i hate fake accents. puhleaseee… mna, didn’t check if her rack also fake?
rasa malaysia - if I were to dye my hair blonde, i might look like an angmoh, but then, i think i’m more likely going to look like an ah beng… So, I guess it’s a ‘no’.. she was just speaking to a bunch of us locals who couldn’t be more Chineser than a Chinese…
bongkersz - She was so fucking annoying and hideous that I forgot to check it out for you. My bad. Go grab a dog dude, it’s on me.
michael - should probably gave her your URL and let her see this. She would probably change her lifestyle for her goodness sake.
I second Rasa Malaysia’s point. For example, me being in Melbourne now, I would have to uhm, put away my more-comfortable Malaysian English and speak slowly for the Aussies to understand what it is I’m trying to tell them. It’s like a superpower of sorts, and will only last for a short amount of time, and if it goes on longer than I’d like, the desire to return to Malaysian English would increase.
Automatic transition, yaknow? Though I don’t think Jamaicans or the Ang Mohs ever try to accomodate us by trying to talk how we do, though the ones that do usually don’t make it very well (heheh). But on the chick you write about, I used to have this girl back in my secondary school that couldn’t get rid of her Aussie accent after a 7-day holiday here, so go figure.
Dude, there’s even fake girls. I mean, boys faking as girls. This shouldnt really surprise you, right XD
mikelee - Well, it could be good for her but, I’m not kind enough to do that favor…
swallow - I don’t know but, I’ve spoken to A LOTTT of foreigners (Americans, Europeans, Koreans, Japanese’, Indians, Singaporeans, etc) - but I NEVER try to speak like them ie in their accent. I speak like myself. With the lah’s, aiyoh’s and meh’s. I just don’t give a crap. And you know what? They can understand me perfectly well alright. (some of the Americans even picked up the lah in quite a funny way) *shrugs*
silencers - Oooooooh the SHE-MALES. Me afraid. Oooooooo…
Ah, but then again, when in Rome… you tend to pick up their ways after living with them for a couple of years, neh?
I only know a few reasons for wearing thick makeup:
1. You are going for a photoshoot and you are darn FUGLY
2. You are insecure and really FUGLY
3. Your father owns cosmetic companies and you are FUGLY
Kesimpulannya: Fugly ppl wear thick makeup.
swallow - I don’t know about my daily accent but if you throw me a couple years in Europe, I think I’d die there. Like, how the hell am I able to last without laksa and curry? No fucking way man.
Shar - 4) You just came out from an explosion at a cosmetic factory.
And fake tits too.
I agree with the fake accent part alright, but makeup, well, people just wana look good. You don’t see super starrs out with no makeup! Although, too much do make one look too fake.
=)
It’s in girl’s nature to wana look good..