beware of humsup killer snakes
A colleague told me about a bizarre news in one of the Chinese dailies today - ‘A pregnant Malay woman dies after being bitten on her vagina by a snake’. [if any of you have the online source, would appreciate if you could share the URL]
I was like, what the fuckkk?? How could a person get bitten on her vagina?? Like, how did the snake get to access to her vagina in the first place? Even more ludicrous was… the woman allegedly didn’t realize that she was bitten until a few days later (probably when she noticed the change in ‘texture’ and ‘colour’ of her beaver - as some snake poison are known to cause the tissue to rot).
But by the time she wanted to do something about it, it’s already too late. The poison must have seeped through her uterus into her soul - and fucking took it away along with the unborn baby. Tragic but true.
This piece of news tells us that freak accidents do happen and it’s another reason for all of us to be more alert of our surroundings… especially if your residence is located near a forest or undergrowths big enough for snakes to hide.
You’ll never know what an animal is capable of doing nowadays, especially when porn is so rife on the internet.
[but really, how did the snake get to access her vagina? My friend suspected that she probably wore a sarong, which kinda 'exposes' her vagina. The moist and warm condition could have attracted the snake. And when the snake found out that it wasn't a real cave, it went apeshit and bit the poor lady out of frustration. A possible scenario... but then, she could have been romping around with snakes... and got bitten just like that, who knows...]
I wanna say…poor snake/lady?
Happy new year Michael (i know la kinda too late, i busy wif work now baru got time to read and spam comments)
Hi there,
A quick search online I found another case of a pregnant lady died after being bitten by a centipede. Is this case related? Maybe NST publish it differently?
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snake… or centipede?
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Well, my source was unverified. It was told by a colleague who apparently read it from a Chinese newspaper - it was stated there as ‘a fatal snake bite’.
I’ve got another source here that claimed it was an ‘insect bite’ –> Serangga gigit kucing.
(Pardon me but, I don’t think centipede is an insect… Correct me if I’m wrong.)
So, was it a snake, insect or centipede that bit the kucing? Just how reliable are our news sources? Sheesh.
ohh shit man…very similar to the movie snakes on the plane…pity the women…
wah, ganas. wear undies always. Don’t be a Britney!
Whoa..that’s interesting. Centipede sounds more believable since it’s smaller lol.
dun ever bliff watever chinese dailies tell u.. even mainstream papers, they usually distort the facts to make the story more interesting and more appealing to the public… i have first hand knowledge in this as when a close relative of mine committed suicide, the stories that appear on the papers are all added with alot of ajinomoto…
serious shit?
this is funny or what haha!
Snakes on a Plane anyone?
Yeah, I’ve noticed one thing about Chinese newspapers - they like to bullshit. Sometimes, they would even publish gruesome accident photos on their mainpage. Fucking hell.
amusing as it is, i pity the woman, the unborn baby, and the husband.