analysis

If there is such thing as an ‘automated forensic analyzer’ - you know, a contraption that is capable to scan for microscopic remnants of any kind, on anything. You just need to dump in whatever you want to analyze into it and pimp slap a button. ZAPPP! A report will be generated in blink of an eye.

Well, like I said, IF there is such a device, then the report for my old T-shirt would look something like this:

My current T-shirt, on the other hand, would look like this:

Tells you a lot about a person’s life, isn’t it?

This post is dedicated to a couple of my buddies who are on their way to embrace parenthood.