motherfucking dogs

I’m sitting right here, in the middle of my awakening hours, in the dark, listening to some of my neighbors’ stupid dogs barking like they’ve just seen their doggie team won a World Cup or something. Fuck, I hate dogs. I mean, I like dogs generally… but sometimes, I fucking hate them. Just like what I’m feeling right now. I so fucking want to pepper spray a dog at this very moment now. Maybe grate its head with sandpaper and duct tape a few tablespoons of salt on that wound. Or fuck, I’d just duct tape the whole damn animal on my neighbor’s car exhaust manifold and let it die a slow painful death. Motherfucking dogs. [going to sleep now]