Jedi mind trick

I needed to send something to the warehouse, but the technician that used to do the dispatch for me was absent. And because I was such a lazy fart, I had no choice but to look for a prospective victim to get the work done. I spotted Mojo Jojo just at the right moment…

Me: “Hey man, may I ask you something?”

Mojo Jojo: “Yeah sure…”

Me: “Are you by any chance going to the warehouse today?”

Mojo Jojo: “I don’t think so, Michael… I just…”

[I had to cut him off]

Me: “Yes you are.”

Mojo Jojo: “Oh…no..no.. I mean… I’m not going there today…”

Me: “Dude, listen to me. YES. YOU. ARE.”

Mojo Jojo: “…”

Me: “You are going to the warehouse today.”

Mojo Jojo: “Ok, I understand. Yes I am going to the warehouse today.”

Me: “Why, that’s good! Then I’m sure you wouldn’t mind helping me to send these 2 urgent parts to the warehouse.”

Mojo Jojo: “Sure.. sure.”

Me: “You’re such a nice person. Thanks ya…”

Ladies and gentlemen, that was the Jedi Mind Trick. It works on apes.