I needed to send something to the warehouse, but the technician that used to do the dispatch for me was absent. And because I was such a lazy fart, I had no choice but to look for a prospective victim to get the work done. I spotted Mojo Jojo just at the right moment…
Me : “Hey man, may I ask you something?”
Mojo Jojo : “Yeah sure…”
Me : “Are you by any chance going to the warehouse today?”
Mojo Jojo : “Nope. I just…”
[I had to cut him off]
Me : “Yes you are.”
Mojo Jojo : “Oh…no..no.. I mean… I’m not going there today…”
Me : “Dude, listen to me. YES. YOU. ARE.”
Mojo Jojo : “…”
Me : “You are going to the warehouse today.”
Mojo Jojo : “Ok, I understand. Yes I am going to the warehouse today.”
Me : “Why, that’s good! Then I’m sure you wouldn’t mind helping me to send these 2 urgent parts to the warehouse.”
Mojo Jojo : “Sure.. sure.”
Me : “You’re such a nice person. Thanks ya…”
Ladies and gentlemen, that was the Jedi Mind Trick. It works on apes.