The lab phone rang.
dolt : “Hello, is this the lab?”
me : “Yes, you are currently calling the lab extension”
dolt : “Errmmm… is there anyone inside the lab right now?”
me : “Well, I’m currently answering your phone call from the lab extension… I guess there is…”
dolt : “Errr… no, I mean later. Will there be anyone inside the lab later?”
me : “It depends dude. You’ll have to define your ‘later’. If the ‘later’ you meant was 9pm tonight, then NO. There won’t be anyone here.”
dolt : “Ahaks, of course of course. I mean, now. Will there be anyone inside the lab if I were to come now? I need to use the lab facility.”
me : “I’m here alright” [DUHHHHH]
The guy came to the lab shortly after that. He looked just like a Chinese version of Sudirman, but with a heavily cratered face like Laurence Fishburne. (the bald guy called Morpheus in Matrix)