Comments on: John’s robotic arm project http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/ only 62% evil Wed, 18 Jan 2012 11:50:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: michaelooi http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/comment-page-1/#comment-253 michaelooi Wed, 18 Oct 2006 20:38:36 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/#comment-253 nic - ermmmm... yes? ;) nic – ermmmm… yes? ;)

]]> By: Nicevil http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/comment-page-1/#comment-252 Nicevil Tue, 17 Oct 2006 23:37:24 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/#comment-252 So it's okay to fuck the prettiest sexiest robot female machine equipped with the best fucking technology.... eventhough it is still a machine like household appliances ? Is that normal ? :) So it’s okay to fuck the prettiest sexiest robot female machine equipped with the best fucking technology…. eventhough it is still a machine like household appliances ?

Is that normal ? :)

]]> By: michaelooi http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/comment-page-1/#comment-251 michaelooi Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:06:51 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/#comment-251 Nic, those are household appliances. You don't fuck household appliances. That's because it is not normal. -__-" Nic, those are household appliances. You don’t fuck household appliances. That’s because it is not normal.

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]]> By: Nicevil http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/comment-page-1/#comment-250 Nicevil Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:54:38 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/#comment-250 Robots to help men masturbate like that already exist. It's just that you never realized it. To masturbate a man's dick, you can actually use various household appliances. Vacuum cleaner, portable vacuum, washing machine, blender and anything else you can imagine that might stimulate movement. Oh, the toilet bowl flushing mechanism can be quite fulfilling too. :) Robots to help men masturbate like that already exist. It’s just that you never realized it.

To masturbate a man’s dick, you can actually use various household appliances. Vacuum cleaner, portable vacuum, washing machine, blender and anything else you can imagine that might stimulate movement.

Oh, the toilet bowl flushing mechanism can be quite fulfilling too. :)

]]> By: michaelooi http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/comment-page-1/#comment-249 michaelooi Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:53:42 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/#comment-249 arkane - Ermmm dude. There are many of us still prefer manual labour with the girls. If any robotic arm was to ever take over our roles, then what are we going to fuck? Goats aa? It'll be the end of humanity lar weiii (you know, in case they got too obsessed with that seemingly impeccable mechanical contraption...) 100 - Passwords ain't gonna cut it alone. We'll need a couple of bouncers to safeguard it... or perhaps like what Nicholas suggested above, rig the damn thing with a high voltage shocker. unladen swallow - I don't know about you pussies out there but, I sure can swat any stinking assholes with my bare hands... who needs a robot? nicholas - Hmmm maybe we can even think of attaching the robotic jack-off arms to attach to our abs like that Spiderman villain Doctor Octopus, so that we'd get 'things' done wherever & whenever we need it.... hoooo boy silencers - Now that's what I'm talking about... brainstorming session... with the professionals... silicone pussies at the end of a robotic arm, who would have thought of that? Aisehman! arkane – Ermmm dude. There are many of us still prefer manual labour with the girls. If any robotic arm was to ever take over our roles, then what are we going to fuck? Goats aa? It’ll be the end of humanity lar weiii (you know, in case they got too obsessed with that seemingly impeccable mechanical contraption…)

100 – Passwords ain’t gonna cut it alone. We’ll need a couple of bouncers to safeguard it… or perhaps like what Nicholas suggested above, rig the damn thing with a high voltage shocker.

unladen swallow – I don’t know about you pussies out there but, I sure can swat any stinking assholes with my bare hands… who needs a robot?

nicholas – Hmmm maybe we can even think of attaching the robotic jack-off arms to attach to our abs like that Spiderman villain Doctor Octopus, so that we’d get ‘things’ done wherever & whenever we need it…. hoooo boy

silencers – Now that’s what I’m talking about… brainstorming session… with the professionals… silicone pussies at the end of a robotic arm, who would have thought of that? Aisehman!

]]> By: Silencers http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/comment-page-1/#comment-248 Silencers Mon, 16 Oct 2006 22:04:45 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/#comment-248 Heard of the Fleshlight before? You can replace the sloppy rubber grip with one of those silicone artificial pussies. The other arm should have properly attenuated digits to begin the stimulation. Preferable each digit has a small valve to secrete some lube through its 'fingertips' or 'palm'. Of course, a small vibration mechanism on both arms wouldn't hurt. As a little bonus, he can remotely sync it to a PC or DVD player that plays a pron movie. While collcting data of the user's hormones [via the probes you suggested] as well as the progress of the video, it will vary its 'jacking' speed accordingly. Heard of the Fleshlight before? You can replace the sloppy rubber grip with one of those silicone artificial pussies.

The other arm should have properly attenuated digits to begin the stimulation. Preferable each digit has a small valve to secrete some lube through its ‘fingertips’ or ‘palm’.

Of course, a small vibration mechanism on both arms wouldn’t hurt. As a little bonus, he can remotely sync it to a PC or DVD player that plays a pron movie. While collcting data of the user’s hormones [via the probes you suggested] as well as the progress of the video, it will vary its ‘jacking’ speed accordingly.

]]> By: nicholas http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/comment-page-1/#comment-247 nicholas Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:05:51 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/#comment-247 i suggest an anti-theft system for this next best selling electronic device. a man in possession of such a fine piece of equipment would undoubtedly attract alot of unwanted attention by his fellow female deprived cohorts. you dont want this baby to be shaking another man's member do you? so, soup it up with a 50k volt shocker that will burn any sausage to charcoal. sweet. i suggest an anti-theft system for this next best selling electronic device. a man in possession of such a fine piece of equipment would undoubtedly attract alot of unwanted attention by his fellow female deprived cohorts. you dont want this baby to be shaking another man’s member do you? so, soup it up with a 50k volt shocker that will burn any sausage to charcoal. sweet.

]]> By: Unladen Swallow http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/comment-page-1/#comment-246 Unladen Swallow Mon, 16 Oct 2006 20:02:15 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/#comment-246 Using machines for sexual pleasure? You guys have no class. I'd use the robotic arms to beat the shit out of people I don't like, that's for sure. Using machines for sexual pleasure? You guys have no class.

I’d use the robotic arms to beat the shit out of people I don’t like, that’s for sure.

]]> By: 100 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/comment-page-1/#comment-245 100 Mon, 16 Oct 2006 17:20:29 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/#comment-245 Yea, Japan's technology allows robotic arm to kapik tofu using chopstick without destroying it. But make sure the arm has some password protection system to prevent second/third/strange party from using it. Yea, Japan’s technology allows robotic arm to kapik tofu using chopstick without destroying it.

But make sure the arm has some password protection system to prevent second/third/strange party from using it.

]]> By: Arkane http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/comment-page-1/#comment-244 Arkane Mon, 16 Oct 2006 14:01:34 +0000 http://www.michaelooi.net/2006/10/16/johns-robotic-arm-project/#comment-244 Yeah, I know they already have a lot of paraphernalia like vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, etc, but they work in isolation and they can't be programmed to automatically respond according to the situation. The robotic arms is a breakthrough in the sense that they can be programmed to be an all-in-one apparatus working in perfect sync towards orgasm. Sync is the key word for the female orgasm to happen, which, compared to the male orgasm is markedly harder to achieve. Yeah, I know they already have a lot of paraphernalia like vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, etc, but they work in isolation and they can’t be programmed to automatically respond according to the situation. The robotic arms is a breakthrough in the sense that they can be programmed to be an all-in-one apparatus working in perfect sync towards orgasm. Sync is the key word for the female orgasm to happen, which, compared to the male orgasm is markedly harder to achieve.

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