chee.bye [chee.bahy]
- noun (Slang (vulgar))
the hokkien equivalent of vagina/cunt/cooter
“Shove it up your mother’s cheebye!”
- adjective
the hokkien equivalent to describe something that’s fucked up or abominable. Extremely derogatory.
“Everytime I see my own shit, it reminds me of my boss’ cheebye face…”
“Him and his cheebye blog!”
- interjection
Used as an exclamation of intense dismay or anger.
“Cheebye! What the fuck was she thinking man??”
*****
A colleague asked me about my ‘homicidal’ post today at the cafeteria, which sparked a paroxysm of rage off me, and I set off like a supernova
“CHEEEBYEEEE!!!!”
The expression came naturally as if it was a part of my reflex. That gives you an idea on how much I loath that Elliot. But I was a little loud this morning, and there was a school of girls on the table next to ours heard me. I expected something bad to happen, like a scornful look or two… since it is a norm for girls to feign proper in public…
But it didn’t happen. Instead, one of the girls gleefully turned around in an excited manner with her hands partially flailing in the air and hollered
“Oohhhhh cheebyeeee!!!”
Maybe it is kinda hard for me to portray the actual way she did it, but you’d have to imagine this – it was done as if cheebye is her favorite type of cheesecake and she’s imagining herself as a hungry mouse. Something like that. (I swear I didn’t make this up, I’ve got a couple of my colleagues who witnessed this incident as well)
I was like, totally dumbfucked by her bizarre reaction. I’ve never seen anyone who is so delirious about cheebye before. If there’s anyone who should be acting like this, I expect it to come from a guy. A rustic guy, that is.
I wonder what’s the story behind this lady here. Maybe her cheebye absconded from her long time ago, and she hasn’t seen it for ages. Or perhaps she’s into a cult of somekind that worships the female bearded clam like a divine idol (if you know anything about such cult, tell me about it…)
I think I’ll just be careful with my language next time… don’t wanna attract anymore weirdos…