fengshui makeover
Remember those hideous fengshui paraphernalias inside my home? Well, they’re becoming less conspicuous now. Thanks to Regine, for she has been working on a project to give our home a … FENGSHUI MAKEOVER! Here’s some of her works. Appreciate it, people. It’s art.
These are auspicious fabrics woven from the pubic wools of 99 virgin snow yaks, hung at the weakest spot of our apartment to block the negative chi blown over from Indonesia by invisible cosmic winds…
These are no ordinary clothes hangers. These clothes hangers, have been blessed by 500 Tibetian monks at a clandestine ceremony, believed to be able to ward off evil spirits and reduce electrical overstress defects on electronic components. That’s why they’re all over my dining table, the very same table I uses everyday to surf the internet and shits.
Holy elixirs of immortality and folded snow yak fabrics - strategically placed on the coffee table in the living room to absorb positive chi at the strongest intergalactic zodiac node in the 5th dimensional grid of our location. (and also reduce the radiation from the television)
The magic tree of tranquility. Embellished with paper lanterns & ancient meteorite orbs from the hanging temple of Toys’R'Us.
That’s the green caterpillar of the holy crib of Mufasa. Lying beside it, is the rag doll replica of the goddess of milk pukes and green shits. On the armrest, is a bottle of holy water to ward off evil spirits. And that white thing is just a diaper for that waving cat of fortune…. wait a minute… sorry, that’s Regine. Ahaks…
Gawddd… I’ve never felt so great before all these makeovers! **squealll!!**
Aiyoh, why your house like in a mess liddat one? I like your auspicious fabrics. Did you rearrange the blacks and whites to take an artistic pic ah? Heh, heh! I spy! I spy! *winks*
LOL. Don’t worry. No matter how messy your house can be, as long as you’re happy living in it, nothing else matters.
Good words? Probably due to the fact that my room’s messy as hell.
Mak oi cutenyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I can’t wait to stalk u down and hug her
primrose - I bet you’ll like the auspicious fabrics MORE when it was adorned with some blessed otak-otak and golden water of virginity…
Ray - Uhmmmmm yeah. Kinda. Yeah. (I do not want to spoil the market, so…)
Shar - Errmmm, maaf cik adik. Cik adik kena buat cangkung telanjang di hadapan bapak bayi sebelum menyentuh bayi tersebut…
wah, i salulte whoever washes n sterilises those snow yaks’ produce day in and day out. ngapa tak pakai mamypoko? made from 88% virgin japanese technology that can ward off additional fatigue and chores.
cutenya anak..
sooi2 - Simple… check this equation out:
malcolmchoy - I know…
Oh.My.God.
You’re daughter is sooo cute. That being said, the magic tree of tranquility could do with more ornaments for luck.
Heh.
I can never imagine that an almighty little angel is able to turn your house & your life upside down like that. Muahahaha. ;p
hahahhahaha! regine is so cute
:P cubit cubit..
OMG what a bunch of fengshui BS haha
hahahha time to take over that lilian fella. Oh and what does the green caterpillar of the holy crib of Mufasa do??
deekiat - If I were to hang MORE ornaments on it, it’ll turn into a ’stump of tranquility’ instead lah…
titoki - “turn my life upside down” - that’s a mightily apt description here.
danielle - I bet Lilian Too won’t find that remark very amusing…
Kevin - The Caterpillah of the hhholy crib of Mufasah! I gives yuuu Pawahhh!
Ah, the typical Chinese Malaysian setting. Clothes and stuff everywhere, just like my room.
Out of subjects, your rating on ‘only 62% evil’ not accurate… hahaha check this out. http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator
dude, do you know that -
to achieve 62% Evil on the Gematriculator scale, I’ll have to be a homosexual necrophile that rapes dead kittens, and vividly describe the experiences in my blog everyday?
Now you know. (that thing is a waste of time lah)
regine with the green caterpillar look so cute. I had a pink caterpillar too when i was a toddler. hehe…this rings back memories…