The lab phone rang, and I answered it.
dolt: “Hello is this Milkboy?”
Me: “No. This is Michael.”
dolt: “Oh, may I speak to Milkboy please?”
Me: “I’m sorry he’s not in”
dolt: “Do you have his cellphone then?”
Me: “No. His cellphone is with him all the time. Most likely, inside his pocket”
dolt: [pauses for a couple seconds] “Ahahahks! Ok ok, thank you”
Me: [hangs up]
Whath the fucketh is wrongeth with these peopleth??
