The lab phone rang, and I answered it.
dolt : “Hello is this Milkboy?”
Me : “No. This is Michael.”
dolt : “Oh, may I speak to Milkboy please?”
Me : “I’m sorry he’s not in”
dolt : “Do you have his cellphone then?”
Me : “No. His cellphone is with him all the time. Most likely, inside his pocket”
dolt : [pauses for a couple seconds] “Ahahahks! Ok ok, thank you”
Me : [hangs up]
Whath the fucketh is wrongeth with these peopleth??