This is my 1000th published entry. (Exact post count = 1192. 188 entries had either been deleted or taken down due to complaints from readers, violation of workplace etiquette, conflict of interests, etc, 4 entries are hidden)
Not sure if this is something that I should be proud of, but in a way, it’s telling me that I have been spending wayyy too much time sitting in front of the computer punching keys and has been as productive as a retarded paraplegic sloth.
And these wasted time, hundreds fucketh of hours of it, could have been used to do something better, like going to the gym to chisel up my increasingly doughy physique… or perhaps to volunteer myself for community services (eg. free breast examination for college students? Yeah…). But sadly… nevermind.
Anyway, I just would like to say a word of thanks to all of you who have been – as productive as a retarded paraplegic sloth – regularly visiting this site and read the craps that I had churned over these 39 months. Without you, I’m sure I would be just another beefcake in a gym providing pro-bono tits kneading services to college students. -_-
PS: Say, if you guys could tell me how did you first discover my blog, I’d want to be grateful to those who had pimped my site by putting them in my thoughts and links page. Thank you.
Got introduced to yr blog by another fren of mine who reads yr blog everyday but never comment at all. that one lagi retarded than us who spend many many hours key-ing shits into our blogs..at least we’re typing and reading..
I first came upon your website when a Malaysian friend introduced me to your site. His blog address is maxyv.blogspot.com, although strangely he did not link you.
After I first read your blog, I was laughing so much I knew I had to return. So there you go.
Discovered your blog around Jan’06 through drliew.net. Your comments were hilarious sometimes, so I decided to take a peek at your blog. Haha..and since then became an avid reader of both of u guys’blogs.
hi michael! to answer your question, yes, you should be proud! blogging is a good avenue for making comments on something or someone… a way to, maybe, release stress, if you wanna look at it that way…. on discovering your blog, i actually came by it while reading another’s blog.. he had proudly posted up an article on bloggers that appeared in a past issue of klue magazine.. i have enjoyed reading your writings. keep it up! i look forward every morning for a dose of your writings!
congratulations on ur 1000th post!
got to know ur site thru my fren (baybeeapril.blogspot.com)’s link. found it rather interesting coz it somehow relates to my future (i think). i’m an EE final year student u c.
all the best n keep those good posts coming.
cheers!
i see im already in your links page.
as for how i discover ur page, i also dun remember, only remember that when i first stumbled upon ur blog i found tat it’s hilarious and like reading the angst…
nice..
ur page ah.. via kommies i think…
Ben-G
I read “the rise of brown rebels” on my first visit to your blog, showed by my classmate. Cool blog mike. Im not good in English. Seeing the way you express your every thoughts just impresses me, especially when you bitch about something, someone, etc. lol. Keep the good work!
Brother sent me your link about some callous shit. It was pretty shocking at first, but gradually got used to it.
My friend introduced to you. I was hooked 2 years ago.
hey dude~~~ congrats on your 1000th posting… well…lemme see…some years back I bumped into your blog at appletwee.blogspot.com and i found it to be so interesting…. and i’ve been reading your blog ever since…
keep up the good job dude…
Wow! I suppose that I shouldn’t be so surprised. Ever since you began your “62% evil” things at blogland, I knew you “sai tak” (can). But can what? I’m not pretty sure! Reader like me always seem comfortable gauging about your writings thanks to your keen fingers (for punching keys) and sharp ideas (for amusing stuffs). Well done. Keep it “up” uncle!
Hey dude, congrats on your milestone achivement.
I chanced upon your site in June 2004. I think I searched something with a few keywords in yahoo and I clicked your site (when it was still in blogspot.) Your wicked humour is the best! in fact, one of the funniest shits I read was when you gave us hints on how to tackle the problem of a corrupted hard disk/computer/something.
Needless to say, you gave me inspiration to start my own blog. Cheers! ;)
bumped into here by clicking on ‘Heavenly’s Blog’ at my friend’s link. monolith is his blog ID…cant exactly recall his address. Since then I spell michael with an a in front instead of micheal. CONGRATS on the 100th post.
Maybe you should have some ‘How loyal a reader of michaelooi.net trivia question’ or something to celebrate?
gee,i really cant remember how i came upon ur “heaven”. michaelooi.net seem to have exist forever! for an engineer, i must say ur linguistic skills are very,very admirable…hehehe.there’re so many bloggers out there trying to copy ur style of ranting but there can only be one michael ooi! congrats on the first millenniumth post!
:)
congrats on your 1000th post!
Actually, I found your blog through google.. hehe..
Don’t remember what I was searching for either…
Great job, Michael!
Found your blog thru my good friend’s blog. I enjoy reading your blog very much!!
A fren recommended your blog to me, once i started reading your blog, i got hook to it. I even went thru the trouble to start from your first entry. The only drawback is the black background. I have to CTRL+A in order to read your blogs so that my boss will not notice it. “shapeshifters” what a word…haha.
errr… can’t really recall liao. cld be from doc’s links kua…. and btwn the both of us, we had a disagreement b4:P
Heard bout your blog thru word of mouth kua.. hehe when i first started reading your blog i looked thru the previous posts too O.o. Hey, i’m not retarded ok.. you’re just a talented blogger =P. Like, you’re born to blog or something. Or maybe i’m trying to stalk you. Hm.
Wow i’m in your list of links. Honored, truthfully ;). Congrats on hitting a thousand!
I was introduced by my friend who frequent your blog. I believed both me and him never post before in your blog. Just enjoy reading, and I think you’re one of our neighbour :P
But don’t worry, we are not stalkers and we don’t stay at home often.
Congrats on your 1000th post.
Gosh, can’t remember how i stumble upon your blog. I think just my ordinary blog hopping kua.
I first read your blog when Shaolintiger put a link on his post regarding the earthquake in Indonesia. And he said something like this blogger here has a first hand experience on the quake in Penang or something like that… And that’s how I got started to read you and now I’m hooked and sinker. ;)
Got introduced to ur blog by a fren who used to work for Company x..he was like…OOooooOO…check this out..this guys’ from company x..i have been a avid reader since early this yr i think…
I also come upon your blog when was reading Dr Liew’s blog.
Your blog is hilarious and have such a sarcastic edge, I put a your blog link to my blog. For easier reference.
Err… somehow, your page was the first thing which popped up when I was doing some online search for the definition of blogs some 3 years ago…
was googling for wedding photographers for a friend, and your entry on your wedding photography session was among the results… your blog is entertaining at times…
like the rest, i was hooked too, to the extend of reading all of your previous posts backdating to July 2003. Cant recall how i stumble upon ur blog, but am sure glad i did :)
Cheerz!
Got linked here through VT’s blog. I think both of you sure could write funny shits. Really makes my day reading your blog.
Saw my lulu read your blog and he laughed until stomach pain last year. So I checked out your site and found this is interesting and I read it every day and night. ;p
I discovered your blog when I was blog hopping, and the rest, as they said, is history. I came back daily to find my daily dose of funny post from you to enlight my days.
100 – Not 100th post ler. It’s 1000th. I think I know that ‘monolith’ guy. He’s already inside my links page. His address is http://livingmonolith.blogspot.com. (your ‘friend’ konon…)
tibun – Hi neighbour. I know your friend. He offered me back-up before, when I ranted about the new noisy tenant above my apartment unit some time ago… I think we can start a mob now :D
the rest – Thanks for the support. May you have a billion more orgasm before you die.
Firstly, (dare I say it?) congratulations on ur 1000th post. Let me know when it strikes 1mil ya?
Anyways, got intro to your blog via a friend, fyi..=)
I was doing this search on Google for the statistics of people dying on the roads. In other words, nombor kemalangan di jalan raya, which was when your site happened to be one of the links. And you were ranting about the fucking housewife aunties that don’t deserve to be on our roads or something like that.
Plus, your stuff was genuine, and some of it amusing, which is why I keep on to this day. ;)
First of all, thanks for linking me.
I just cannot recall how I found and bookmarked your blog, but definitely from blog-hoping. Congrats on your thousandth post (mine is only the tenth). Keep the blog going the way it is. Woot!
got your blog through Dr.Liew! :D
I can’t remember how I found your blog but yoru amazing content had made me keep coming back (=
I discovered ur blog from my friend’s blog links one year smtg ago. i thought the word “heavenly” implies some erotic porno site with nude photos of jolin tsai, so i clicked on it without second thought.
although there’s no porn here, but ur writtings are as orgasmic as porn. i’ve been enjoy reading since day one.
keep up the good work michael :)
I was googling for micheal jackson to laugh at
his stupid stories….
and I found you.
You’re the BEST!!!!!
A good friend kept saying, “Youshouldreadthisblog youshouldreadthisblog.”
I’m glad I did!! Your england very powder and you are very observant (but you’d have to be as an engineer… dunno bout your lovely workmates…). And very honest.
Don’t ever stop! Cheers!
Got to notice your blog from Drliew.net Keep up the work !
congratulation on the 1000th post. get to know ur site from fish fish. i dont like to read actually, i like to look at photos. but ur blog is the only blog which makes me sit in front of the computer and read. i like ur blog very much. keep up the good work!!!
I discovered your blog through KY’s blog. Was bored and blog hopping and clicked on your link and when I read one post from your blog, I got hooked from then onwards. lol.
Don’t remember already. Either from Doc’s or Oli’s page. Congrats man…
hi michael. i have been patronising & reading your blog for close to 2 years. Stumbled upon your blog from one of my buddy’s blog and ever since then there’s no turning back for me. i will check your blog out like every alternate day and of cos it depends on how busy my schedule is. but nevertheless i think i’m just one of your silent supporter. haha. anyway, keep up your good work and thanks for the laugh and smiles you brought to us blog readers. :) btw, happy mooncake festival to u n family.
For the life of me, I cannot remember how I found your blog. But I DO remember it was really funny and a very addictive read. You had me laughing to myself in the office when I read your blog in the mornings (and my colleague in the opposite table kinda thought I’ve lost it or something). I like the way you write in your very ‘spare no prisoners, no holds barred’ fashion. I still think you’re one of the best celebrity bloggers in Penang, wei *woohoo*. Happy 1000th post! May there be many 1000s more :) Cheers!
I was told by a friend of mine about your blog. I found that you’re hillarious and vey straight forward and your cursing capabilities is out of this world. You rock! by the way, I shared with my friends about your blog and decided to link it to my blog as well. Keep up the good work!
i came across ur site in 2004 – was browsing tons of blogs at that times, randomly reading..
then got lost for years until my bestpal showed me the link to this “AIDS awareness ideas” you posted in ur blog. (perempuan munya air…hehe)
then i was like..hey, wait a minute, i’ve been here before! so,yea…fated la = ur blog and i.. hehhe…
been bookmarked ur link as FAVORITES ever since…
Congrat!!!
Got your link from one blog but can’t remember lioa…
Keep up with all the fcuking jokes… it keep me sane…heheheh
Hmm, I can’t exactly remember how I stumbled onto your site but I know I started off reading about Panda and had continued on since (obviously). 1000th eh? Wow! *salute*