The lab phone rang, I answered it.
Me : “Hello”
dolt : [in a very heavy Mandarin accent] “Hello may I speak to Burrito please?”
Me : [pause]
dolt : [in a very heavy Mandarin accent] “Burrito, is Burrito in?”
Me : [pause think pause think] “BRENDAN! *fffffu…ck* You’re looking for Brendan!”
dolt : [in a very heavy Mandarin accent] “Aahhh yes yes! Brendan!”
Me : “No he’s not in bye” [hangs up]
Man… I’d be so fucking depressed if someone was to name me after a Mexican food…