The lab phone rang, I answered it.
Me: “Hello”
dolt: [in a very heavy accented Mandarin] “Hello may I speak to Burrito please?”
Me: [pause]
dolt: [in a very heavy accented Mandarin] “Burrito, is Burrito in?”
Me: [pause think pause think] “BRENDAN! *fffffu…ck* You’re looking for Brendan!”
dolt: [in a very heavy accented Mandarin] “Aahhh yes yes! Brendan!”
Me: “No he’s not in bye” [hangs up]
Man… I’d be so fucking depressed if someone were to name me after a Mexican food…