September 12, 2006

dolt - take 3

The lab phone rang, I answered it.

Me: “Hello”

dolt: [in a very heavy accented Mandarin] “Hello may I speak to Burrito please?”

Me: [pause]

dolt: [in a very heavy accented Mandarin] “Burrito, is Burrito in?”

Me: [pause think pause think] “BRENDAN! *fffffu…ck* You’re looking for Brendan!”

dolt: [in a very heavy accented Mandarin] “Aahhh yes yes! Brendan!”

Me: “No he’s not in bye” [hangs up]

Man… I’d be so fucking depressed if someone were to name me after a Mexican food…

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