September 12, 2006

dolt – take 3

The lab phone rang, I answered it.

Me : “Hello”

dolt : [in a very heavy Mandarin accent] “Hello may I speak to Burrito please?”

Me : [pause]

dolt : [in a very heavy Mandarin accent] “Burrito, is Burrito in?”

Me : [pause think pause think] “BRENDAN! *fffffu…ck* You’re looking for Brendan!”

dolt : [in a very heavy Mandarin accent] “Aahhh yes yes! Brendan!”

Me : “No he’s not in bye” [hangs up]

Man… I’d be so fucking depressed if someone was to name me after a Mexican food…

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