August 30, 2006

Out Of Office

This is an autoreply email to inform you that the person that you’re trying to reach, Michael Ooi, is currently out of office (from 31st August till 3rd September). During this period, he will have no access to email, snailmail, telephone or whatsoever primitive communications available to mankind.

If you have something urgent that needed immediate attention, you may refer to his supervisor [boss’s email address] for further assistance.

Have a nice day.
Michael Ooi’s email management robot.

*****

Of course ler, the robot lied. If you’ve known me long enough, then you should have known that I can always be reached at my cellphone. A key thing that one should always remember in his/her corporate worklife – NEVER. EVER. TRUST. A. FUCKING. ROBOT.

And your boss.

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