dolt - take 2

The lab phone rang, I answered it. The same dolt called. Again, to look for Mojo Jojo.

dolt: “Hello may I speak to Mojo Jojo please?”

Me: “I’m sorry, he isn’t around.”

dolt: “He gone out for lunch?”

Me: “Probably taking a crap somewhere, I wouldn’t know. He could be anywhere.”

dolt: “Ahakssss hakksss ok ok. Who’s this?”

Me: “I am Michael”.

That dolt’s also a shapeshift, and she has the intellect of a computer mouse.