The lab phone rang, I answered it. The same dolt called. Again, to look for Mojo Jojo.
dolt : “Hello may I speak to Mojo Jojo please?”
Me : “I’m sorry, he isn’t around.”
dolt : “He gone out for lunch?”
Me : “Probably taking a crap somewhere, I couldn’t have possibly known. He could be anywhere.”
dolt : “Ahakssss hakksss ok ok. Who’s this?”
Me : “I am Michael”.
That dolt’s also a shapeshifter, and she has the intellect of a computer mouse.