Comments on: babies are weird people

By: michaelooi

michaelooi — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 15:59:04 +0000

Well, I guess I ain’t a good daddy then.

“Now behave, little girl… else I’m gonna place an economic sanction on your candy fund…”

By: william wilstroth

william wilstroth — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:32:55 +0000

Ayo… like that you also want to kira with Regine… poor little baby girl…

you should nurture love and understanding with your baby…

By: Hijackqueen

Hijackqueen — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:56:49 +0000

Wah, she’s a smart baby leh.

By: michaelooi

michaelooi — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 16:33:15 +0000

Ok, so Bfree is a brand of teat and the whole caboodle of baby feeding apparatus. Cool. I’ll ask one of the girls to check it out. Thanks a lot, Sasha.

(Regine, if you’re reading this from the near future, take special note… Daddy is gonna friggin bill you for all these…)

Speaking about this …whole… infant science… thing, I can’t help but wonder… how did those pre-modernism people do it. I don’t remember my mom telling me about what colic or any imported special teat or stuffs like that. It’s just those 20 cents cheap ass rubber teat that she got off from the grocery store for me, and I sucked it happily away. Maybe I was a more gullible baby I’m not quite fucking sure.

But what I’m sure, is that feeding bottles are getting more advanced and fancier each day… No shit in the near future, they’re gonna come with their own build-in microprocessor operated temperature/pH control, with its own nanotech purifier. Just pour in water, insert milk tablet, you get warm milk readily available to feed the baby… or something like that.

By: michaelooi

michaelooi — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:51:33 +0000

ibm – If you’re a female, just look 90 degrees downwards. That dark patch of protruding mole hill, is the one I’m referring to. If you’re a bloke, you should know what I’m talking about. ;)

shar – The problem for Regine is, she doesn’t have much hair to begin the fear with… it’s just purely, incidental…

The Snark – Ahhhh playing with semantics eh dude? You got me there. (but you and I know, the radiation we’re talkin about was the one that fried the Japs like rotiserie chicken back in ’45)

By: The Snark

The Snark — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:23:00 +0000

Dude, the comments were disabled for the post above, and I resorted to using this.

The person wasn’t wrong when they said a radiator emits radiation. Because heat is a form of radiation, in the infra-red wavelength. I thought you would have known that. :P

By: Shar

Shar — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 14:13:41 +0000

I think Regine and I have the same faer. I never blow dry my hair unless the bloody dude who cuts my hair uses it. Frigging hot and noisy. I dun understand why women LOVE em

By: ibm

ibm — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 13:53:57 +0000

“the only teat I know and fancy about, is organic.. and is for licking and pure personal gratification…”

Can show us what the teat looks like uncle mikey?

By: michaelooi

michaelooi — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 13:17:35 +0000

sasha – Her royal highness Emily just messaged me, it appears that Regine has all along been using a bfree teat from Avent, whatever that is.

(the only teat I know and fancy about, is organic.. and is for licking and pure personal gratification, sorry. This is way too technical for me)

By: michaelooi

michaelooi — Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:27:40 +0000

sasha –
1) Gripe water – already done.
2) Yes it’s that kind of oil. I’m not sure which oil specifically but, it has been the same type of oil since I myself was a baby (mom’s department)
3) We have a set of those imported bottles – Avent. I guess it’s good enough kua.
I think she just don’t like the sound of it, but you’re right, they’re sensitive to loud noises…

silencers – That tells us a lot about their supreme sense of fashion eh? (I don’t use hairdryer either. Reason: Old skool)

erizabesu – It’s not really about loud noises, though generally, babies are kinda sensitive to loud noises. But for Regine, it’s specifically hairdryer. She hated it like it’s going to filch her milk away from her… Strange…