July 14, 2006

the greatest engineer alive

People look to me for answers and solutions. THat’s because I’m good and I’m helpful.

Ken the confused : “Michael”

Michael the greatest engineer alive : “Yes”

Ken : “Any idea how do we wipe data on defective drives? A customer asked if his drive is defective and has important data in it, and the harddisk is to be sent to us, how do we clean out the harddisk before verifying it”

Me : “burn it. petrol, pour, match (or lighter), burn”

[‘Ken the confused’ instantly becomes ‘Ken the well informed’]

OMFG I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST SOLVED A TECHNICALLY DIFFICULT QUESTION WITH JUST A COUPLE SENTENCES OF LESS THAN 10 WORDS. Am I fucking intelligent or what!

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