park your ass
Her royal highness wanted to have supper, and so we were out driving around to look for something to eat last night. But much to our dismay, the traffic was unusually bad, and I got myself real flustered from an overexposure of the assholism. Not wanting to suffer from a stroke, I suggested to just settle at a not-so-desirable food joint instead - which was nearer, and with adequate parking space. Emily agreed and we headed off to that location.
Upon reaching that destination, I spotted a nice grassy patch off the busy road for parking, and conveniently shoved Lorraine into the spot, which was just a short distance away. But as we got down and walked towards that food joint, a young lad with beady eyes and grim look, appeared out of nowhere and gestured his index finger to me - showing an unmistakable “ONE”. He’s asking for an RM1 parking fee.
Not feeling like paying, I lashed out at him “Parking fee?? So you owned this area huh?”
He kept his silence.
I have been there countless of times, never had I encountered anyone asking for a “parking fee”. Besides, that place is a public area, and it’s off the ticketing hours. And even if it’s not off ticketing hours, my car wasn’t inside a parking lot.
I then pretended to rummage through my pocket, and told him off that I’ll pay him when I return later. I lied.
Like, why should I pay him 1 bucks for parking my car at some public place? He didn’t fucking own that place. He wasn’t legally consigned to collect a parking fee at that area. He wasn’t even a REAL parking attendant!
That 1 buck may not mean a lot to me, or it may meant a lot to that pathetic beggar, whatever… but that’s not the main point. It’s about the principles of life. To earn a part of that money, I’ve got to work like, 12 fucking hours a day for it. It’s my hard earned money. Why should I let a static nincompoop who’s even lacked the courtesy to smile, earn my sweat with just a gesticulation of his finger? This isn’t right.
I was fuming up pretty bad as I gave a thought about all that while taking my supper… partly fueled by the recent spate of price hike on every goddamned thing in this country (petrol, electricity and soon, water tariff). Our fucking stupid government. That parasitic bogus parking attendant. And that miniscule plate of wan thun noodles that costs RM2.50…. It totally ruined my evening.
When we went back to Lorraine after the meal, bogus parking attendant reappeared again. He just stood there looking at me like a dog expecting a treat from his master…
“I didn’t park at any lot. Why should I pay you??”
“I’m the parking attendant here…”
“So what? What have you done to deserve the money?”
“I kept an eye of your car for you”
Yeah fuck, like he’s got some Jedi force that if it wasn’t for him ‘looking over’, my car’s gonna explode from the intense cosmic radiation.
“Keep an eye over my car for me?? from what??”
“You don’t have to pay if you don’t want to” he retorted petulantly
“You’re damn right I’m not paying you”. I went back to my car and drove off. But I noticed the motherfucker glowered me driving off from his position, probably thinking what a jerk I am.
Naaahh! Jerk your motherfucking cheebye ass lah!. At least I didn’t go around to beg.
Man, sometimes I so fucking hope that we have a human equivalent of SPCA, where we get this truck to go around scooping and lassoing up useless fucktards like Mr.Bogus Parking Attendant here. Most of them are either drug addicts or petty thieves anyway. Might as well hound them up and use them to study medicine (medical students can use them as live samples for their education instead of cutting up cadavers).
FUCKKKKKKK
Dude, you are right not to pay them. We got loads of jaga kereta here doing the same shit. Some even operating close to some huge mall.
I never pay them, not even once, even though it did occured to me that they might ‘hurt’ my car but so far nothing happen.
YAY!!! We are one step closer to Wawasan 2020.
Let’s jump for joy!
haha,
“the nincompoop then goes back to his spot and jots down ur plate number in his old-aged brown triple 5 book … and vows for revenge the next time u are back”
no need to pay them. tell them go fly kite! losers!
true…
damn lot of those jaga boy…
all drug addicts i think…damned
yours is in penang…
come kl….phileo damansara to be exact
is even worse…
gangster looking, fat huge fellow…asking not for rm1, but rm5….
i would rather pay the expansive hotel car park then to pay him
exactly…why are there such pests out there…i’ve recently experienced a quite similar situation, but this time it was my coursemates (supposedly skilled professionals in the future)…they wanted to print a shirt which costs about rm25, saying that it’s for our trip to somewhere…
i protested at first because i wasn’t informed earlier on and they just came over asking for money in such a way that it’s as if i have no right to agree or disagree…(no wonder there’s violation in democratic system of country M@#%#%$&)
i know majority always wins but i’d be more willing to pay if they bothered to sms the day before ‘asking’ me if i agree with that stupid idea. of course i will have to agree…can i not???
and guess what…until today, after the trip, where we were supposed to put on that rm25 shirt, we haven’t got our shirts!!! it’s holiday now, and i’m hoping that there will be a shirt when the new sem begins…tell me, what sort of people are they??
rm25 is a big amount for poor students like me…i cant just give it for nothing. principles of life…not many people know.
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU!
inevitable - Precisely what you mentioned. The only thing that I’m afraid of, would be that these guys could vandalize your car for that measly 50cents - 1ringgit.
titoki - Yayyy
earl-ku - And I suppose their 555 notebook has an incorporated search function to go through the database each time they wanna know if a car’s blacklisted….
olivia - I wish that they know the meaning of fly kite…
zbjernak - RM 5 ?????? THat’s fucking insane! That jaga could be making more money than my boss!
noname - At least you get a T-shirt. Or supposed to get a T-shirt. But to pay RM1 (or RM5) for nothing, that’s too much.
xes - YEAH! [Punch fist in the air]
No, you can’t have it. If something similar to SPCA being setup, all state must go for another round of election. And 50% of gahmen office will be emptied.
yeah i learned something now. ‘pura-pura look for money.. ah later pay you and then come back for car, just cabut!’ cheebuy that day i just paid rm4 in this situation. wish i didn’t pay
Yeah man, cut them up
“Pain ar?”
Lousy tossers. Run them over with Lorraine!
id always pay that fucking rm1 and hope that they would not shove a papaya up my exhaust pipe
bopien what.. what if u come back all 4 tayar hilang =.=
My car got scratches sometime ago at Penang road where I refused to pay puki fee to a “tousee” jaga at that particular night. I only found the scratches the next morning. What could I do but only regretted for not paying that night. sooi siau!
moo_t - 50%? great! Who needs government workers?
bongkersz - That’s what I usually do. I’ll tell that fler I don’t have small change.
yee hou - And taint my car with their blood? No way.
water_junk - If you can see it in certain perspective, this is kinda like an extortion. You fucking pay, or risk getting your car vandalized. Sheesh…
KK - Yeah, those fucking Indian jaga. That day, a drunk Indian fart came to ask for parking fee, and I paid him 30 cents because I do not want him to do anything to my car. And he even had the audacity to lament “Tiga kupang aje aaa?“. Fuckkkkk
if it’s a proper parking space, then okay by me, like when u go clubbing. these mofos are everywhere these days. hehe, i think any of you who still has leftover rm1 coins can give it to them, i bet they don’t know it’s obsolete.
Sometimes there’ll be a beggar who’ll do hand signals while you park which _can_ be helpful if you’re getting into a tight spot or parallel parking…at least those fellas are doing some small service instead of extorting money to not scratch your car like those other jerk-offs.
Oh God I damn kau HATE those fuckers. When I was in college I used to satisfy my after 12am hunger pangs by visiting McD at Sunrise and there will always be either this fucking hamsup old chinky apek who TELLS my boobs that he wants a ringgit or this old indian fucker who would ALSO STARE at my chest while asking for RM1.
Ma hai I will always just ignore them, pretend NOT TO understand BM or hokkien and walk away all the time wifout looking at them in the eye. Fuck, scratch my car la, go ahead cos it’s just a cheap one and as a dumb lil girl I dun care as long as the vehical can move.
shar, you should say ‘ah uncle, you look at my boobies, RM5. Now minus your RM1, pay me RM4
:D hahahaha~!
nik - In KL, the parking’s 10 bucks if it’s near clubbing district (try Sultan Ismail). Goddamn!
megabigblur - I don’t really need anyone to guide my parking. Not like my car’s so big like a Boeing 747 or something…
shar - Eh, can show me your chest aa? I’m curious…
bongkersz - If ogling at boobies is billable, then I’m gonna be so fucking bankcrupt by now… (of course, I do it discreetly all the time)
yeah, master of boobies oggling
bongkersz- I wish la, if I bill every dude who ogles at my chest I will be a billionaire by now.
Michael- u can ask jase abt em…:D
billionaire? your assets so oogle-able hah?
curios.. curios..
I once met this kid when i went to have dinner at Line clear nasi kandar.. i was waiting in line to order the dishes when this nicely dressed kid came up to me and showed his hand to me gesturing me to give him some Moolah..
I was surprised.. You want me to give you money..But you are dressed better than me,,,
I then shooed him away.I then noticed he went around just standing around reaching his hand to the patrons there…
The parent/ caretaker sure is a Jack ass!!!
bongkersz- Yes, it’s very ogle-able. Now enuf abt curiousity. This is a thread abt fucking beggers.