don’t be silly
There has been quite a significant number of zits popping up on Emily’s face ever since she got pregnant. As the guilty party who knocked her up, I have been volunteering to squeeze those zits for her (after all, I enjoy squeezing zits). And when I finished squirting a nasty one yesterday, Emily asked me this
“Dear, will you ever disdain me for all these?”
She was picking her nose while she was asking me that. I paused for a fragment of that second there from gazing at her collossal swollen nose - the wavy interlude of young Emily I met a decade ago came wafting in. The fine lass whom I knew from the instance that I saw her… to be the love of my life, and the painful 6 month abstinence I had to endure before she allowed me to even hold her hands. How can I ever forget the love that I had painstakingly sowed for? and the vow that I made inside the registration office in front of that cauliflower-haired biddy - that I’m gonna take care of my wife for the rest of my life? what’s a few squeeze of a zit to me? (those zits are sure fun to pop)
If there indeed were to be anything at all to cause me any inconvenience, I know I can always rip a few farts to even back the odds. This is what commitment’s all about.
“Of course not dear. Don’t be silly” and I gave her that reassuring smile that everything’s gonna be alright (like I’ve just killed an attacking bear).
Emily then smiled back and smears her tainted finger on my T-shirt.
Ahh… how warm
Sweet
zits issit pimples? There’s a myth about squeezing pimples during pregnancy. errrr…. i’m not going to start with myths.
ahhh… posts which you wrote on the love that you shared with Emily are the posts which I find enjoyable to read.
The last part about her smearing her tainted finger on your shirt was utterly disgusting. If only you could have left it and it would have been a really nice post. But then again, that wouldn’t be the original MichaelOoi’s post, would it?
inevitable - Yes, the boogers are still warm.
gorgeous - I think boogers are usually salty in nature… never tried it.
hijackqueen - Zit is a kind of reptile that feeds on boogers.
jess - But she REALLY did the last part! I was just telling the truth! -_-”
you have a knack for being oddly romantic
eeewwwwww… although heart warming, but still… eewwwww….
yes, boogers are salty…dont ask…i was young and stupid…
why do pregnant women have zits anyway? dont they only have it during adolescence?
Mic, I think emily bring the 38% of heaven/ angel out of you.
So sweet…
Pregnant women often have zits because of the hormonal changes that takes place in the body because of the pregnancy…
This also can cause severe moods swings ( depending on the individual) like when the aunty makes a visit!!!
Eww.. Mike that was too graphic.. yucks.. but a classic Mike-material…
Aww.
Your post really makes me believe in marriage and commitment. People like you make the appallingly high divorce rate seem meaningless. Way to go! =D
Oh, and eww for the last part. Although it reminds me of my own parents.
ah so lovey dovey
[Cranberries]You’ve got me wrapped around you fingeeeerrr…do you have to let it linger, do you have to, do you have to let it linger?[/Cranberries]
PWNED!! OMG, dude, she totally pwned you that one moment.