May 18, 2006

who knows?

I called Jude on her cellphone earlier yesterday over some factory matters, but my call went unanswered. Much later in the afternoon, she popped her head over my cube to inquire about that call.

Jude : “Michael, you called me on my cellphone?”

Me : “Yes I did. But it went unanswered. I already settled the matter myself.”

Jude : “Oh sorry, I left my phone in my drawer, didn’t bring it into the production floor”

Me : “You should have brought along your cellphone wherever you go. That’s what cellphones are for.”

Jude : “I forgot… ok?”

Me: “Now what if there are ACTUALLY guys calling you up on your cellphone to date you?”

Jude : “There won’t be any…”

Me : “Who knows? There are a lot of blind men in this world…”

A moment of silence…

Jude : “Can’t you just spare me a little bit of dignity???? Just a littttle bitttt????????”

Honestly, that was unintentional…

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19 Comments to “who knows?”

  1. Rin says:

    Haha that’s fucking hilarious. But she should have made a comeback. =P

  2. TITOKI says:

    You are sibeh mean. LOL.

    But then if you are not mean, you are not Michael Ooi anymore. ;p

    You should reply to Jude,

    “Can’t you just spare me a little bit of HUMOUR???? Just a littttle bitttt????????”

  3. oliviasy says:

    haha! poor darling :P

  4. Hijackqueen says:

    You should thank Gawd she didn’t spare her hand on your cheek. *piak piak* *ouch*

  5. tyra says:

    mike oh mike :)

  6. Silencers says:

    Only 62% evil? That’s a major understatement right there.

  7. michaelooi says:

    really people! It’s totally unintentional (though I actually mean it…)

  8. bongkersz says:

    it’s ok, you’re being honest :D

  9. MorpheusX says:

    Dang!! Thats gotta hurt!!

  10. Bluesky says:

    For you to make others around happy is so easy! — Just shut-up! :P Really, pity that lil darling. Hopefully, she was not on the edge of losing that “dignity”.

  11. suanie says:

    oh I get that from KY all the time. just learn to shut one eye and two ears.

  12. michaelooi says:

    bluesky – Hey, chill out! That “lil darling” was half snickering when she uttered that seemingly eloquent ‘dignity’ redemption remarks. Jude knew it was just a banter – she won’t kill herself.

  13. souplad says:

    be nice mike, be nice. remember u have the remaining 38%.

  14. Jess says:

    as unintended as you claimed, it looked so intentional as it is! haha… so darn evil

  15. Whoa, impulse reaction there! Was she actually that tolerant?

  16. Primrose says:

    LOL!
    Err…actually hoh…I also always leave it in my bag or on the table or in the drawer and everywhere else BUT in my pocket.
    Question: So what happens if guys wanna call up and date me?
    Answer: They wanna date a princess (that’s me, ahem), right? Then they’ll have to call and call until the princEss picks it up larrrr! DUH!

  17. michael says:

    ouch ! that hurts

  18. Diao says:

    poor jude

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