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May 18, 2006

who knows?

I called Jude on her cellphone earlier yesterday over some factory matters, but my call went unanswered. Much later in the afternoon, she popped her head over my cube to inquire about that call.

Jude: “Michael, you called me on my cellphone?”

Me: “Yes I did. But it went unanswered. I settled the matter myself.”

Jude: “Oh, I left my phone in my drawer, didn’t bring it into the production floor”

Me: “You should’ve brought along your cellphone wherever you go. That’s what cellphones are for.”

Jude: “I forgot… ok?”

Me: “Now what if there are ACTUALLY guys who may call up on your cellphone to date you?”

Jude: “There won’t be any…”

Me: “Who knows? There are a lot of blind men in this world…”

A moment of silence…

Jude: “Can’t you just spare me a little bit of dignity???? Just a littttle bitttt????????”

Honestly, that was unintentional…

#  | michaelooi | conversation | 

19 comments: “who knows?”


  • Haha that’s fucking hilarious. But she should have made a comeback. =P

    #  | Rin  | May 18th, 2006, 12:26 pm

  • You are sibeh mean. LOL.

    But then if you are not mean, you are not Michael Ooi anymore. ;p

    You should reply to Jude,

    “Can’t you just spare me a little bit of HUMOUR???? Just a littttle bitttt????????”

    #  | TITOKI  | May 18th, 2006, 12:28 pm

  • haha! poor darling :P

    #  | oliviasy  | May 18th, 2006, 12:57 pm

  • You should thank Gawd she didn’t spare her hand on your cheek. *piak piak* *ouch*

    #  | Hijackqueen  | May 18th, 2006, 4:13 pm

  • mike oh mike :)

    #  | tyra  | May 18th, 2006, 6:43 pm

  • Only 62% evil? That’s a major understatement right there.

    #  | Silencers  | May 18th, 2006, 6:44 pm

  • really people! It’s totally unintentional (though I actually mean it…)

    #  | michaelooi  | May 18th, 2006, 7:12 pm

  • it’s ok, you’re being honest :D

    #  | bongkersz  | May 18th, 2006, 7:13 pm

  • Dang!! Thats gotta hurt!!

    #  | MorpheusX  | May 18th, 2006, 11:08 pm

  • For you to make others around happy is so easy! — Just shut-up! :P Really, pity that lil darling. Hopefully, she was not on the edge of losing that “dignity”.

    #  | Bluesky  | May 18th, 2006, 11:38 pm

  • oh I get that from KY all the time. just learn to shut one eye and two ears.

    #  | suanie  | May 19th, 2006, 3:13 am

  • bluesky - Hey, chill out! That “lil darling” was half snickering when she uttered that seemingly eloquent ‘dignity’ redemption remarks. Jude knew it was just a banter - she won’t kill herself.

    #  | michaelooi  | May 19th, 2006, 8:07 am

  • LOL

    #  | inevitable  | May 19th, 2006, 9:54 am

  • be nice mike, be nice. remember u have the remaining 38%.

    #  | souplad  | May 19th, 2006, 10:39 am

  • as unintended as you claimed, it looked so intentional as it is! haha… so darn evil

    #  | Jess  | May 19th, 2006, 6:38 pm

  • Whoa, impulse reaction there! Was she actually that tolerant?

    #  | Unladen Swallow  | May 20th, 2006, 2:13 pm

  • LOL!
    Err…actually hoh…I also always leave it in my bag or on the table or in the drawer and everywhere else BUT in my pocket.
    Question: So what happens if guys wanna call up and date me?
    Answer: They wanna date a princess (that’s me, ahem), right? Then they’ll have to call and call until the princEss picks it up larrrr! DUH!

    #  | Primrose  | May 21st, 2006, 12:55 am

  • ouch ! that hurts

    #  | michael  | May 21st, 2006, 5:47 pm

  • poor jude

    #  | Diao  | May 21st, 2006, 8:47 pm