I almost met with an accident 2 days ago. I wanted to make a turn from a straight road, flipped the turn-signal about a good 50 meters away and when I was about to turn… SURPRISE! A motor-fucking-cyle appeared out of nowhere from my right side (the side I was about to turn). I reflexed by jamming my brake hard and managed to avert the collision.
No apology offered, the motorcyclist then meandered around the front of my car and casually scooted away. As if he had gone through such situation a thousand times. I don’t even get to wind down my window to shout at him “Puki mak hang!”
If it weren’t for my quick reflex, that motherfucker would have ended under my car, and probably wouldn’t have to worry about what to wear for his next Hari Raya. Goddamn, now that I mentioned it, I should’ve hit him. It’ll be so much easier for me to get down from my car to compliment his mother. Moreover, if he’s fucking dead, I can do cooler stuffs like whipping my dick out and piss at his corpse. (I’m not gonna bother a couple hundred bucks to fix my car in exchange for that son of a bitch’s life…)
Things I really don’t understand about these people, what the fuck were they thinking when they see a turn-signal on a car (or on any vehicle) in front of them? Just another pretty blinking light to admire? Fucking hell.
I wonder what is there for the government to invest hope that we’ll become a developed society someday. Just look around us, there are actually still many dorks out there who don’t even know what’s a turn-signal for. (ask yourself, how many fucking times have you seen idiots turning without their signal, or disregard others’ signals)
It’s true. Turn-signal or not, it doesn’t make a difference. Thanks to ’some’ type of people anyway who needs community service ads to remind them to use turn-signals/learn to recognize one, billboards that teach them how to fasten their seatbelts, put on helmets and stuff..
exceeds European safety regulations
I have given up hope, or rather the energy to blog about them moronic bastards whose mother is probably still breast feeding them with her stale milk.
on the contrary, i have seen road users activating the signal but never making the damned turning. they must think the blinking lights are pretty or something, but it just makes me feel like sticking a grenade in their exhaust pipe.
Its because he faggot life its just worth a few bucks… not even to pay for the dent on your car..
He’s not even worth the dent!!!
_butt - I don’t know if it’s just the education or is this an inherent thing… But either one, they’re still fucked up.
vas - That phrase is sure familiar…
kamkuey - I doubt they’re even breastfed. They’re probably shit fed.
nicholas - There are a lot of combinations dude. I’ve seen jerks yanking the right signal and fucking turn left.
morpheusX - Maybe the authorities should just arrest these motherfuckers and made them slave-work on big projects like building another Death Railway or something like that…. else, these people will never learn…
if we want to talk about malaysians who don’t know how to use the signal, we can make a documentary and send it to animal planet. heheh. i use to ride a bike and almost got killed when this fella turned into a lorong just like that, i hit his side mirror and was flying through air for a good 10 meters. i’m still alive, i drive an SLK (small little kelisa, hehe) and i always use the signal.
can’t beat them stupid fuckers, but will not join them. hah.
some motorcyclists are idiots.
my dad tells me i will always have to anticipate blardy fools on the road who likes to turn whenever they feel like turning without signals. They are just god damn BLARDY FOOLS! No words to describe about them !
I eat my roadkills
just 24 hours after reading ur post, i myself encounter exactly the same situation. signal lights are indeed nothing more than accesories. ;p
sometime you will encounter those give signal lights only when their car already half way turned.. damn i hate those drivers who like to change lanes, halfway into your lane only put the signal lights.. fark!
This is one of my pet peeves when driving! But even more so, the idiots who don’t indicate and just swerve in- and out of lanes! I have a name for such people:
NICs or Non Indicating C*nts.
They tend to drive big fancy imported cars…
Most riders are prone to suicidal. And “Kampung rider/driver” are top of the list. Taman medan in old klang road(where the infamous Kampung Medan resides) has the highest concentration of suicidial riders.
in Penang, the highest concentration of such assholes or ’suicidal riders’, are
- bayan baru
- FARLIM
- Paya Terubong
- Kampung Melayu
- Seberang Perai (the whole caboodle of it)
- Air Itam
o_O
OMG, that’s like, almost the whole Penang!