Since the baby has already developed her senses, I wonder if she can hear us from inside Emily’s womb. I’ve heard Emily rip very loud farts inside the toilet – if the baby can hear us, then can you imagine how is it like to be inside the womb during the blast.
Just imagine.
Being so close to mommy’s farting ass. The poor baby’s gonna hear some muffled low frequency noise (having dampened by the volume of amnion fluid). Probably experience some violent vibrations resonated from mommy’s fluttering ass cheek. Something like
BRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPP. [violent shakings]
Man, if I were to be her? I’m gonna be so fucking curious to learn about the world out there…
Luckily, she won’t be able to whiff the noxious fart gases from inside that womb. Else, she’s gonna probably go apeshit and bite Emily’s pancreas out of frustration. Oh wait, the baby hasn’t got any teeth yet, never mind…
Can’t wait for her to come out to greet the world … and tell Daddy all about the experience.
Could actually feel your excitement becoming a father :)
seems like nowadays everything is about the baby girl.. not that its a bad thing.. =)
She’ll say the same thing all babies say. After being freed from 9 months of imprisonment, a series of torturing pokes and jabs from the evilone, earthquakes(farts), being feeded from a tube………etc. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck finally I’m free to torture my parents back WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa !!
err… might as well question when you are having sex with wifey? The baby must have felt an earthquake.
This remiinds me of Stewie Griffin, the evil genius baby from the Family Guy cartoon who hates his mother for imprisoning him for 9 months inside her womb.