May 8, 2006

more things

It’s that time of the year again. This time, I was given an opportunity to feedback MORE…

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1) What feedback would you like to share with your manager’s manager (i.e. the person to whom your manager/supervisor directly reports)? These comments will appear in your manager’s manager’s report if five or more comments are received.
My feedback:
3 things:
– I need a higher wage.
– I need a higher wage.
– I need a higher wage.

2) What do you like most about [company X]?
My feedback:
Overpaid low IQ people that make funny mistakes. I get uncannily happy and lighten up each time I see these people pulling blunders at the least expected time. Great job!

3) What is the one thing you would most like improved at [company X]?
My feedback:
The cafeteria at [location x]. It’s overcrowded, musty and the food there is as stale as a volume of coagulated lard liposucked out of a dead blimp’s cellulite.
I remember there has been a cafeteria committee of some kind being set up to improve the cafeteria, but all they ever noticeably did was to set up an odd looking FOUNTAIN to improve the vibes of the wretched place. But little did they know – A FOUNTAIN WON’T IMPROVE THE FOOD QUALITY AND CONGESTION PROBLEMS.

We work hard to improve the customer experience OUT THERE… but sadly, little has been done to improve the customer experiences IN HERE. I plead for the management to put some consideration to upgrade the cafeteria – we deserve to have something better to fill our stomachs (and while you’re at that, we would also appreciate a couple of company-subsidized Starbucks outlet for us to hang out)

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Initially, I so wanted to highlight that the management ought to impose a compulsory brain scan at the frontgate of hiring, so that we do not make more mistakes by hiring those deceptive brain-damage individuals out there… But after a careful thought, I figured that it might be a good thing for me to work around with more stupid people – I’d get so much more opportunity to impress the shit out of the upper management with so much less effort…

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5 Comments to “more things”

  1. Don’t worry man… i am in the same boat with you…

    What to do? Might as well as just punch in and punch out when time comes to go home…

    Worse, they speak things without thinking… i agree with you… i do not know what’s their brain are for?

  2. Shar says:

    I don’t think they really want our opinion. Just trying to weasel us into thinking that they care. In general all workplace cafeteria sucks ass.

  3. MorpheusX says:

    Luckily i don’t work in a factory..

    Muahahha

  4. _dan_ says:

    aren’t you worry if any of your upper management might have the chances to read your blog? (you mentioned about the fountain…)

  5. michaelooi says:

    william – I used to have this boss who goes by the name “Rob” (search for it, I’ve blogged about him, he’s my nemesis), who once asked me, if an oscilloscope is able to point out a failing component in a defect board. He’s a living proof that a multicelled organism that can actually survive without a brain and spinal cord…

    Shar – Maybe you’re right. Just like… a psychological way to keep the riotous prisoners (us workers) content…

    morpheusx – Good for you mate! So how’s the food… generally… at chicken coops? Eheks…

    _dan_ – Fountain. There… I mentioned it again.

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