I received an SMS from my colleague today:
“fyi: I am admitted to GMC hospital (fever) in Room ###, XXXXXX 019-#######”
I replied his message
“so you want me to buy you flowers or something?”
Colleague
“haha sent to wrong person! pls ignore”
Me
“ok. I thought you’ve caught the ‘Brokeback Mountain’ fever… and needed some brotherly love. You freaked me for a moment there..”
Like who wouldn’t. Imagine your guy friend suddenly were to SMS you that he’s warded due to some anal sphincter complications and start beckoning for attention like a squashy fag asking for a gift of barbie doll. (I later learned that he has been sending the same message to some of my guy colleagues as well… creepy)
Speaking of barbie dolls, I saw the bizarrest of all bizarre shits today. I was stopping at this traffic lights returning from lunch with the guys, and saw this late middle-aged yuppie man waiting in his car besides mine. At the first glance, everything seemed normal about the man, except for his uncannily gray shoulder length hair that reminded me of that old slug Kwai Chang Caine in “Kungfu the Legend Continues”.
But as I focus deeper into his beat-up Proton, I saw something disturbing perched on top of his car dashboard - a barbie doll.
“OMFG guys! Look!! That old man has a barbie doll sitting on his car dash!! Ewwwwwhhhh!!!”
Now why would an old man adorn his car dash with a barbie doll? That’s so unconventional. Why not something else? Something like a He-Man figure or a toyol? (alright, that may be a bad example, but at least… it’s not HALF AS BAD as a fucking barbie doll…)
As if it’s not distasteful enough, the old geezer stretched out one of his hands to caress the doll… right on it’s thighs. (Or he might be adjusting that AmbiPure car fragrance valve?… but I doubted that - how often do you adjust your car fragrance’s valve anyway? And what’s with the pervert smirk on his face while he’s doing that?)
Obviously disturbed, I remarked to the guys
“Old pervert that molests children… that’s what he is…”
I don’t know why I stereotyped him as such. But to hell if I’m right about that, the key thing is… if you see some guy frolicking with a barbie doll at any stage of his life, that would only denote that he is confused about his own gender, is fucked up and is usually up to no good.
Realizing the stares, the old man glanced back petulantly and we sped off at the green… never to look back at that sadistic monster.
At first when I reach the part where you say “that old man has a barbie doll sitting on his car dash”, I thought, nevermind what, it might be for his kids.
And then when I reach the part when he caress the barbie on its thighs… man, this is sickening.
You’d be surprised to know how many Japanese otakus out there, old ones even, who do all this figurine/dolls keeping thing. Creepy, yeah.
paedophile!!!
He must be one of them!! barbie dolls are freaky stuff… they can be ghost if kept too long.. x_x
Maybe he was thinking:
I’m a Barbie Girl
In a Barbie World
And was having a super hard on?
he must be some old gay guy lar…but still..Eewwwww
If only you took a photo with your camera phone.
Poor guy, using a barbie doll. They don’t even have vaginas.
you should have snap a picture of him doing lar… post it on the blog…
OMG !! Kwai Chang Caine -_-”
he might be stroking a plastic miniscule thigh right now, but in a few years’ time, he’s gonna look for a more realistic alternative to heighten his kick of perversion. Kanineh…
(or the old man’s just adjusting his aircon flap? who careS!)
Wilson sure has a funny way of sms-ing. Phone number included konon!
focus! dude.
Not on the doll or old man….. but on the roads.
Good Grief.
(U have just succeeded in making ya readers shrieks with disgust ……)
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come on, be nice. Show ya remaining 38% to wilson. muahahaha