flashed and bashed
“Dear, I had a dream about us again last night…”
“So what was it all about this time?”
“I dreamt that somebody tried to seduce you. ”
Now, if that isn’t gonna be exciting…
She went into the details, I acted cool.
“It was one of my distant friend from my hometown, not bad looking… we’re going [somewhere]”
[somewhere] - I actually forgot the place she mentioned, I wasn’t really paying attention to that trivial part…
“Then what happened?”
“My friend then lifted up her blouse and flashed you her tits…”
“OMG, really?? This is way too coooll!”
“Yeah, she did that to you… right before my own eyes!”
I wanted to ask if the titties were big, but I digressed…
“And then?? And then??”
“And then I berated you.”
“What the fuck?? She flashed me her titties and you berated me?? You should’ve done that to her instead!”
“It just happened, how do I know?”
Mannnn, this is so ‘potong stim’! Why is it always us men to get the blame whenever something bad happens? Somebody tell me if this is fair!
Girls, please don’t flash us your tits… as it will get us into trouble. Now you don’t want to get us into trouble do you? I beg you please, don’t flash us your tits.
So freaking low …freaking PERVERT! Maybe you’re an orphan huh? Maybe you have no mother…..therefore you have all the freaking time to belittled women! FAI CAI FAGGOT!
Then what happens when your wife dreams an akua flashin off HIS tits to you leh?? XDD
Haaaiiiyoorr…next time berate your wife when you dream a guy flashing off his dick to your wife lo… : 3
I like your reverse psychology right at the end of this post :D. PS. I don’t mind getting into trouble. Hehehehe.
Bleh - I’ve noticed you used the intensifier “freaking” for like, sooooo many times? Maybe you’re out of adjectives? Well, that’s probably due to your single digit IQ. Your disability somehow made you post something incoherent, like stringing a few irrelevant points that made no senses at all — pervert, orphan and faggot *shrugs*
Well, don’t feel bad about it. Just enrol yourself in a special education school. The kind people there will help you upgrade a little bit, and if you’re lucky enough, you might even learn how not to shit in your own pants…
u r right…
we are the victim…
if girls flashed ur their tits…
we will suffer… dont they know…??
they make us have sleepless nights…
suffering mentally and physically
I don’t mean to sound crass, but maybe you should get your wife to do the same to you once in a while, just so that she could remind you that you’re her’s.
Property. Heh. I wish I had girls flash their teats at me. Would see my self-esteem bar rise and rise.
Even if the tits flashed are saggy wrinkly tits?
swallow - awww man you ain’t getting it. Read Andre’s comment above…
minime - If you have saggy wrinkly tits, don’t flash it to us. Flash it to the boob surgeon. He’ll fix it accordingly…
how good if a gal flash me her tits…
damm…sure couldnt sleep for whole night…
will someone get nose bleed when a flash over to him?..
damn kau reverse psychology. hey, use that on a few of your lady colleagues? hehehe
Oh. That. I should have known, coming from you.
Still, I stand firmly by my last sentence. The part about self-esteem.
*grins*
i once dreamt of a nekkid girl seducing my partner. wat a turn on!
now now.. what’s the meaning of the dream then mike?
want to hear your interpretation haha~! you’re good at it meh!