March 21, 2006

go the distance

When I go to clubs to drink with my buddies, she says “You’ve been spending too much money”

When I go to my buddies’ homes to drink with my buddies, she says “Drinking is bad for your health”

When I stay around to detail my automobile, she says “You’re not spending enough time at home”

When I stay at home and get on the internet, she says “You’re not spending enough time with me”

When I spend some time to watch some TV with her, she says “You’re boring”

But when she isn’t around to nag about me and my life, I loses all my passion to
1) go out
2) drink
3) detail my car
4) get online
5) watch the tv
6) have fun

I guess we men are natural born sadists. A little discouragement will get us very far. Encouragements on the other hand, spoil us like sour milk.

I’ve gotta spend less time getting online.

#  | michaelooi | knowledge | 25 views | 

10 comments: “go the distance”


  • March 21st, 2006, 10:50 am | #

    hahahahaha…
    true true…

    i sometime purposely make my mom to nag me…
    u know do something so tht she get to scold me..
    hahaahahha


  • tyra
    March 21st, 2006, 11:52 am | #

    not related though..how bad is d bird flu in penang? my gfs & i are debating 2 cancel our trip :(


  • March 21st, 2006, 12:02 pm | #

    You sure about spending less time online?? *pouts*


  • March 21st, 2006, 1:28 pm | #

    the birds are randomly attacking people in Penang. It’s super badass here. Everyone’s turning into zombies and raping each other stupid.


  • inevitable
    March 21st, 2006, 1:53 pm | #

    mike, i share your feeling


  • March 21st, 2006, 1:58 pm | #

    getting OFF or getting online. :P


  • March 21st, 2006, 4:01 pm | #

    the softer side of mike ;)


  • bongkersz
    March 21st, 2006, 7:53 pm | #

    I just kena from her that I spend my time in front of the computer too much too :( :(


  • March 21st, 2006, 10:12 pm | #

    this is what we say in chinese “LOW LEI CHIN”


  • March 21st, 2006, 10:32 pm | #

    that reminds me of the infamous Francis Ng’s “YUM CHIN TAI FAI THEEN…”