March 19, 2006

shocking revelation

This morning, when I was getting ready to go for breakfast, I accidentally saw something hidden behind my room CD player. It looked like a transparent container of some kind, and there was something in it. Curious, I took the container out to see what it was… and saw something that I will shockingly remember for the rest of my life…

It was a TOYOL!!!!!

(I’m sure you guys know what’s a toyol… Well for those who don’t, toyol is actually a resurrected undead fetus in the Malay mythology. A toyol is usually reared to perform mischief on behalf of its master… like stealing or crashing your computers and stuffs… It’s a form of black magic.)

Now that probably explains the scratching I had experienced last week… kanineh! Whoever that puts it there, is definitely up to no good!

I have taken a picture of that foul creature (click ‘more’ to view it, discretion is advised), and am gonna call the authorities soon…

SCREAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

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23 Comments to “shocking revelation”

  1. Din says:

    Oh shit, now that is scarier than a toyol.

  2. offaverage says:

    hahahah! i knew this will be some kind of michael ooi trap when i saw the ‘imagination’ before i click the ‘more’ button….but i still click on it…aaarrghhh!!!
    wat the….!! hello kitty???? still zadou by you..

  3. crazysocket says:

    use that to hack ur company computer…

  4. Rootified says:

    This toyol come from japan one ah?

  5. andycjw says:

    i can see this fetus from japan has fully developed, beware it will climb out of your tv soon

  6. bluesky says:

    :P I knew there must be some kind of “dong-dong” trick eventhough I start reading this blog for 2 weeks only.

    Always bluff one.

  7. evil_gal says:

    the hello kitty toyol! omfg!

  8. Silencers says:

    HOLY SHIT, MAN!! Call the Ghostbusters or the local bomohs. Even Ju-On and Samara squeals in fear at the sight of Toyol Kitty!

  9. kew says:

    Its good use of Chinese New Year cookie container… should recomend it to all Toyol manufacturer…

  10. slinky says:

    Anything which creates queues at American fast food chains is EVIL.

  11. surfnux says:

    AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
    OMG!!! Run away and hides

  12. pikey says:

    waaaaah…. japanese version one wo…

  13. michaelooi says:

    Ahh… how can I not remember the time when McDonald’s gave out these toyols to the public… the girls/shapeshifters went apeshit and mob up basically every Mac outlets they could find…

  14. Kevin says:

    aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh…..

  15. cardiganz says:

    leh ma leh..

  16. Primrose says:

    aisehman! then you should have had sweet dreams…

  17. Danielle says:

    Fuck I was WORRYING for you! That was soooo LAME

  18. pearl says:

    Hahahahah CHEHHH… I thought it’d be another early April Fool joke, which it somehow, resembles one :P

  19. titoki says:

    I thought it’s one of those animation with a sudden-appear ghost. Kena tipu pulak!!!

    Oit Uncle Ooi, don’t you think your little April’s Fool prank is a wee bit too early this year?! And do you think we are still gonna be as innocent as we were like last year?! ;p

  20. michaelooi says:

    aiyooo… this is not an April fool joke lar. Look at that thing…it’s a REAL TOYOL for fuck’s sake!

    and there’ll be no april fool joke this year… or ever… You people can return back here after you grow up. :PbPbP

  21. bongkersz says:

    kanasai lah you :D

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