March 19, 2006

shocking revelation

This morning, when I was getting ready to go for breakfast, I accidentally saw something hidden behind my room CD player. It looked like a transparent container of somekind, and there’s something in it. Curious, I took the container out to see what it was… and saw something that I will shockingly remember for the rest of my life…

It was a TOYOL!!!!!

(I’m sure you guys know what’s a toyol… Well for those who don’t, toyol is actually a resurrected undead foetus in the Malay mythology. A toyol is usually reared to perform mischief on behalf of it’s master… like stealing or crashing your computers and stuffs… It’s a form of black magic.)

Now that probably explains the scratching I had experienced last week… kanineh! Whoever that puts it there, is definitely up to no good.

I have taken a picture of that foul creature (click ‘more’ to view it, discretion is advised), and am gonna call the authorities soon…

SCREAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

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23 comments: “shocking revelation”


  • Din
    March 19th, 2006, 1:51 pm | #

    Oh shit, now that is scarier than a toyol.


  • offaverage
    March 19th, 2006, 2:17 pm | #

    hahahah! i knew this will be some kind of michael ooi trap when i saw the ‘imagination’ before i click the ‘more’ button….but i still click on it…aaarrghhh!!!
    wat the….!! hello kitty???? still zadou by you..


  • March 19th, 2006, 2:29 pm | #

    use that to hack ur company computer…


  • amy
    March 19th, 2006, 2:34 pm | #

    knn


  • March 19th, 2006, 3:08 pm | #

    This toyol come from japan one ah?


  • March 19th, 2006, 4:27 pm | #

    i can see this fetus from japan has fully developed, beware it will climb out of your tv soon


  • March 19th, 2006, 7:51 pm | #

    :P I knew there must be some kind of “dong-dong” trick eventhough I start reading this blog for 2 weeks only.

    Always bluff one.


  • evil_gal
    March 19th, 2006, 9:28 pm | #

    the hello kitty toyol! omfg!


  • March 19th, 2006, 10:30 pm | #

    HOLY SHIT, MAN!! Call the Ghostbusters or the local bomohs. Even Ju-On and Samara squeals in fear at the sight of Toyol Kitty!


  • kew
    March 19th, 2006, 10:36 pm | #

    Its good use of Chinese New Year cookie container… should recomend it to all Toyol manufacturer…


  • March 19th, 2006, 10:55 pm | #

    Anything which creates queues at American fast food chains is EVIL.


  • March 19th, 2006, 11:41 pm | #

    AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
    OMG!!! Run away and hides


  • March 20th, 2006, 12:49 am | #

    waaaaah…. japanese version one wo…


  • March 20th, 2006, 7:08 am | #

    Ma lei…
    lol


  • March 20th, 2006, 9:43 am | #

    Ahh… how can I not remember the time when McDonald’s gave out these toyols to the public… the girls/shapeshifters went apeshit and mob up basically every Mac outlets they could find…


  • March 20th, 2006, 11:19 am | #

    aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh…..


  • cardiganz
    March 20th, 2006, 3:57 pm | #

    leh ma leh..


  • March 20th, 2006, 4:40 pm | #

    aisehman! then you should have had sweet dreams…


  • Danielle
    March 20th, 2006, 7:56 pm | #

    Fuck I was WORRYING for you! That was soooo LAME


  • March 20th, 2006, 9:21 pm | #

    Hahahahah CHEHHH… I thought it’d be another early April Fool joke, which it somehow, resembles one :P


  • March 20th, 2006, 10:22 pm | #

    I thought it’s one of those animation with a sudden-appear ghost. Kena tipu pulak!!!

    Oit Uncle Ooi, don’t you think your little April’s Fool prank is a wee bit too early this year?! And do you think we are still gonna be as innocent as we were like last year?! ;p


  • March 20th, 2006, 10:38 pm | #

    aiyooo… this is not an April fool joke lar. Look at that thing…it’s a REAL TOYOL for fuck’s sake!

    and there’ll be no april fool joke this year… or ever… You people can return back here after you grow up. :PbPbP


  • bongkersz
    March 21st, 2006, 7:55 pm | #

    kanasai lah you :D